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'Kristen Stewart' Comes Clean About Why She Cheated on Robert Pattinson (VIDEO)

by Maressa Brown on August 6, 2012 at 1:47 PM

kristen stewart explains cheatingAs much as we know about the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, one big, burning question remains: Why?! Why on earth would Kristen squander her fireworks-sparkin', fan-friendly, media-beloved, PR-dream relationship with Rob, her true Twilight love? Oh, sure, we've speculated that it had to do with fear of marriage, boredom, or even the fact that KStew is too young and immature to sustain a long-term commitment.

But now ... we have an explanation straight from "Kristen Stewart"! As in comedian and actress Laura McDonald, who does a meeean KStew impersonation. And all you really need to know going into it is that it's HILARIOUS!

Check it out:

Okay, so I know we're not supposed to be laughing at Kristen's expense, because girl's going bawling her eyes out 24/7 right now, but this is PRICELESS. Not only is Laura the best at nailing Kristen's awkward mannerisms and perpetually befuddled, hipster-Valley Girl speak ("I ended up having to do sex with Rupert, like, a bunch!"), but how amusing are those RPattz moving boxes in the background ("RPATTZ HOODIES") and "Rupert Sanders," tricking dense, gullible KStew by putting on a Edward Cullen-ish wig? Ha!

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With the curiosity about this pair reaching the fever pitch that it has, the scandal was DUE for a parody. You know SNL would have been all over it if they weren't on summer hiatus, and this is as good or better than any sketch I've seen on that show lately. (Actually, with Kristen Wiig's departure leaving a vacancy for a funny female, SNL might want to think about hiring Laura!) So thank goodness for YouTube, and props to Laura McDonald for knocking it out of the ballpark. 

How hilarious is this?!


Image via barelypolitical/YouTube

Filed Under: kristen stewart, robert pattinson, twilight, cheating, breakups

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  • Lovin...
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    LovinJerseyMama

    August 6, 2012 at 2:38 PM
    That was just awesome lmao! The best part is when the "dwarf" was like, "i'll do it! I'm down here anyway..." I loved all the little hilarious quips they had thoughout the video as well. Very well done, and she does look and act a lot like KStew :)
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    Heather Bellotti

    August 6, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    I find it stupid. She did something she truly regrets, everyone is acting like she cheated on them. Everyone needs to grow up and leave her alone. 


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    Sharon Gibson Mullins

    August 6, 2012 at 3:31 PM

    jerks...enough said

     


  • natal...
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    natalia1220

    August 6, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    People need to leave this girl alone. She messed up and we all know Robert is going to take her back anyway...


  • BreAn...
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    BreAnna Zimmerman

    August 6, 2012 at 3:45 PM
    Jerks..this is pathetic! Leave her alone! She made a mistake and that's the end of it..this her private life and it should have stayed that way in the first place!
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    Christie Kocian

    August 6, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    I know im not the only one who doesn't find this amusing one bit......author I have to question your intelligence since in an earlier posting you said to leave the girl alone and the name calling and stuff needs to stop......now your condoning it by showing this crap? Talking about two faced :/


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    Kristina Stadnick

    August 6, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    Hilarious!! i love it.


  • Aimee
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    Aimee

    August 6, 2012 at 4:23 PM
    I think Rupert sanders is doing this so Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can no longer be together I mean when u watch that video of k-stew telling rob why it doesn't look like k-stew at all ya people might say to me ya she's probably wearing stage makeup but that's the thing u seen k-stew with stage makeup in the movie twilight and snow white and any other movies she still looks the way she looks when she played as bella in twilight I think Rupert is trying to separate Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
  • Emm
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    Emm

    August 6, 2012 at 4:24 PM
    This video is kind of annoying (which I find Kristen S. that way anyway) and kind of funny... That said, I thought the whole 'cheating' thing was a publicity stunt to keep Kristen & Rob relevant, until I found out the director is married and much older than Kristen, ew. I don't know why Kristen and Rupert apologized to the public - who cares!? None of us are involved, they aren't holy! They just seem like self-centered jerks, with Rupert being the bigger of the two SINCE HE IS MARRIED! I don't want to hear about the 'affair' anymore, it's not that important, except to Twilight fans!
  • Aimee
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    Aimee

    August 6, 2012 at 4:25 PM
    I think Rupert sanders is doing this so Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can no longer be together I mean when u watch that video of k-stew telling rob why it doesn't look like k-stew at all ya people might say to me ya she's probably wearing stage makeup but that's the thing u seen k-stew with stage makeup in the movie twilight and snow white and any other movies she still looks the way she looks when she played as bella in twilight I think Rupert is trying to separate Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
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