As much as we know about the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, one big, burning question remains: Why?! Why on earth would Kristen squander her fireworks-sparkin', fan-friendly, media-beloved, PR-dream relationship with Rob, her true Twilight love? Oh, sure, we've speculated that it had to do with fear of marriage, boredom, or even the fact that KStew is too young and immature to sustain a long-term commitment.
But now ... we have an explanation straight from "Kristen Stewart"! As in comedian and actress Laura McDonald, who does a meeean KStew impersonation. And all you really need to know going into it is that it's HILARIOUS!
Check it out:
Okay, so I know we're not supposed to be laughing at Kristen's expense, because girl's going bawling her eyes out 24/7 right now, but this is PRICELESS. Not only is Laura the best at nailing Kristen's awkward mannerisms and perpetually befuddled, hipster-Valley Girl speak ("I ended up having to do sex with Rupert, like, a bunch!"), but how amusing are those RPattz moving boxes in the background ("RPATTZ HOODIES") and "Rupert Sanders," tricking dense, gullible KStew by putting on a Edward Cullen-ish wig? Ha!
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With the curiosity about this pair reaching the fever pitch that it has, the scandal was DUE for a parody. You know SNL would have been all over it if they weren't on summer hiatus, and this is as good or better than any sketch I've seen on that show lately. (Actually, with Kristen Wiig's departure leaving a vacancy for a funny female, SNL might want to think about hiring Laura!) So thank goodness for YouTube, and props to Laura McDonald for knocking it out of the ballpark.
How hilarious is this?!
Image via barelypolitical/YouTube
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ohh...still kstew in the news today...enough of this talk...or it might can do good for publicity in their upcoming movie thats why they are still talking about it up to this moment...as if she committed a big crime for cheating rob. no big deal for what she committed its normal in Hollywood...
i really think , its sad , for you ,to have so much on this sad time, with theses two young actors, NO , IT WAS NOT FUNNY.SORRY i 'm not into all theses shows , making fun of actors , with sad storys, like the SOUP, and sometimes E, as if there better then others, sorry but TRUE.
why do we care why she cheated spouces cheat all the time.
That is really funny! I believe Kristin must be that dumb. Good men fall for idiots and good women fall for idiots.
Grandmma in TX
I agree, I think people should just let them be...They are the ones that have to sit down and talk about it and resolve this one way or another. They have to work with each other, and personal things have to be pushed aside. One hopes that they can just talk to each other and get it over with. This is an awful way to sell papers, it is a form of bullying and it hurts worse than what she did. And focus on the 44 year old married man who by the way is older and has a family and should say NO! Even if she was the aggressor. She is young and he should know better! And Rob, you should stand up for her or at least speak to her,maybe that is why she went public because you shut her out and would not talk to her. She fought to get you in starring roll in Twilight and has been by your side for 3 years, not condoning what she did but it should be resolved between you two. For god sake don't let them trash her like this, she doesn't deserve it and if the shoe was on the other foot I would think she would give you the same. Get a mediator and talk ab out it...then decide.
When you're a celebrity, especially one of the highest paid and most popular actresses in the world, you sacrifice your privacy. She knew that her relationship with Rob was a dream come true for most of her fans, and she knew what she was doing when she cheated on him. She and Rupert made it the world's business by carrying on their affair outside of a private setting. They had no reason to apologize to the public other than to make it the public's business. Now, since we're all adults here, let's take a step back and a stick out of our butts and have a laugh at a parody video.
Omg it was funny! Quit being sourpusses and go cry for Kristen on the story that is saying "hasn't Kristen suffered enoug?" cause that was really funny. Everyone spoofs everything Hollywood which is one reason celebs get paid so much. They don't just entertain us through movies they basically sells their entire life to the media and are paid well for it. Kristen is the highest paid actress so it is no shock that people are cracking jokes at her exspense if she doesn't like it she can quit acting and go hide.