You know, life right now for Kristen Stewart is one long, looping "How Do I Live Without You" cryfest. Radar reports that ever since Robert Pattinson gave her the boot she's been staying with producer friend Giovanni Agnelli and his piercing blue eyes. Supposedly she spends her days and nights there bawling her eyes out, okay? She's really, really sad about all of this!
Does that name sound familiar? That's the same Giovanni Agnelli who claimed last week that there was NO SEX between Kristen and Rupert Sanders.
A source tells Radar, "Kristen is acting like a heartbroken teenager. She is crying her eyes out non-stop and does not want to communicate with anyone. She is beyond mortified and humiliated and she is also broken hearted." Broken-hearted -- that's all about RPatz. But mortified and humiliated -- that's because ya'll are so mean to her! Geeeez!
Can't you just see it -- KStew, moping around some palacial pad in the Hills (just a guess), eating ice cream in the same t-shirt she's been wearing for a week, listening to Joni Mitchell with a balled-up tissue in one hand and a hookah in the other? Oh wait, crap. That was mean again. I am part of the problem!
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Anyway, RPatz is none too pleased with this living arrangement, also according to Radar. Supposedly he phoned up Giovanni in the wee hours of the morning to yell at him and accuse him of sleeping with Kristen, or plotting to sleep with Kristen, or something! Because why else would you put up with that woman, HUH?!?
But that's Robert. If anyone deserves to be irrationally furious with Kristen it's him. But the rest of us need to stop trashing the poor woman. Stop calling her a trampire already because she's just a 22-year-old kid (although good one, Will Ferrell, heh heh). I hereby pledge, I will STOP being part of the Kristen Stewart Misery Industrial Complex. Team KStew, all the way.
Has the backlash against Kristen Stewart gone too far?
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She's a celebrity. What does she expect?
It is funny the amount of time we spend "speculating" what she has or hasn't done. Who really cares. It is their own personal issues and we just need to stay out. Because they are public figures we think we need to KNOW everything about them. Shame.
Have no fear, another scandal/natural disaster/mass killing will knock them out of the headlines, and everything will go back to normal.
YES,,,EVERYONE DOESN'T WANT TO BULLY OTHER PEOPLE,,,,,BUT THIS IS CALLED BULLYING (for those who call kristen a "slut,whore and a trampire") WELL,,,,I AM TELLING YOU PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE BAD WORDS YOU SAY TO HER~~LIKE THE ONES I JUST MENTIONED,,,OH!!! IT IS CALLED BULLYING,,,,IMAGINE IF YOU'LL BE ON KRISTEN'S SIDE OR POSITION,,RIGHT NOW,,,,WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL,,,,AND IF YOU ARE KRISTEN,,,FOR EXAMPLE,, ARE YOU EVEN SURE YOUR NOT GONNA DO WHAT SHE DID,,,,I AM NOT SAYING I BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE WHAT I AM SAYING IS "YOU PEOPLE DON'T HOLD YOUR FUTURES,,,,BUT I KNOW WHO DOES "God" HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS OUR FUTURES" MAYBE THIS IS JUST A "TEST" FROM HIM TO TEST THEIR RELATIONSHIP IF IT'S STRONG ENOUGH,,,,WE DON'T KNOW,,,,,,SO JUST LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!!! LET THEM BOTH THINK,,,,,,,,ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with an earlier comment, well several of them. First, where are the reporters and cameras following the married with children producer? Why aren't we hearing endless stories about how horrible he is? The reason is because: he's not famous enough, he isn't a star in a very romantic movie series, AND MORE THAN THAT-he's a man! It isn't a surprise unfortunately for a man to cheat if he has an opportunity. Kristen made the mistake of being young and dumb, in a very visible career; and people like gossip.
However, this is enough! Enough of the stories, the photos; just let this story stop. Hundreds of people have been looking forward to the upcoming movie and all of the stars have to sell it, especially since this happened. This story affects a great deal more people than these2; like the other actors and the other workers who have put hours and hours into making this happen.
I for one am looking forward to the movie, hope the best for Rob and Kristen whatever their decision for themselves and am popping popcorn already.
I'm so tired of hearing "She's only 22! Give her a break!" That's bull. It has nothing to do with how old she is. I was happily married at 19, a mother by 21, and had enough sense to not make these kinds of stupid mistakes.
Should people keep bashing her? No, because frankly it's not really any of our business. But please stop using her age as an excuse for her actions because it demeans those of us who had common sense well before the age of 22.