will ferrellJust when it looked like things couldn't get any worse for Kristen Stewart, Will Ferrell goes and makes up a hilarious new nickname for her -- one that's bound to catch on and spread like wildfire.

Last night on Conan O'Brien, Ferrell showed the world how broken up he is over Kristen's cheating on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. Conan tried to comfort him, telling him it would be all right, but Will, tween-at-heart that he is, wasn't having it. 

And then, amidst his sobs, and amidst wondering if there was anything he could have done to prevent it, he dropped what could be the greatest celebrity nickname of the century. KStew, gurl, you're in trouble. You're about to be called something you no likey.

Will called Kristen a trampire. Fantastic.

This isn't the first time Ferrell's expressed his dismay over Kristen's behavior. Earlier on in the week, the comic said that he'd like to "figuratively punch KStew for ruining what was modern day Camelot." He then went on to say that "she's on [his] shitlist."

And this is why we love you, Will. I don't think anybody else could have thought of the nickname "trampire."

Check it out:

Are you as broken up about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as Will is?


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