No matter what you think of Robsten Cheatgate -- whether it's the worst thing anyone has ever done, or it's merely a silly celebrity thing that has nothing to do with any of us -- one thing is certain. The Kristen Stewart le scandale has been a goldmine. For the tabloids!! Imagine being a tabloid. That whole Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was like manna from heaven. For about two weeks. But now Kristen Stewart is cheating on Rob Pattinson with her married 41-year-old Snow White director?! Ca-ching!
But even this story will have a shelf life. So it must be kept going with ever more fantastical -- even opposing -- theories. Rob is devastated! No, Rob is thankful! Kristen and her director only kissed! No, they've been having an affair for months! And now we've reached the capper. The absolute highest gossip pinnacle. That is ... KStew's "pregnancy nightmare"! And, uh, who's the daddy? Da-dun-duuuuun!!! (Picture KStew's frozen soap opera face here.)
Yes, folks, Star magazine is reporting on its August 13 cover that Kristen Stewart has a "pregnancy nightmare" and it asks the burning question, "Who'll be the father?" Indeed, who, who? John Edwards? No, silly, presumably the question means either Robert Pattinson or Rupert Sanders. The headline begs some other questions, such as:
- If Rupert is the daddy, did KStew conceive in her car under the Hollywood sign?
- Was she wearing RPattz's hat during conception?
- NOW who gets the dog? Will the baby and the dog get along?
- Does her "pregnancy nightmare" even refer to her own pregnancy -- or maybe that of her dog's?
If any of this is true, and presuming the relationship between Kristen and Rob isn't a showmance, then I don't mean to make light of this situation. Because somewhere, behind all of the lurid stories, there are two actual people, perhaps four, going through a lot of emotional turmoil. It's just hard to know what's real and what's fiction. Such is the life of a celebrity.
Do you think KStew's "pregnancy nightmare" is real or are the tabs just dreaming?
Image via Star Magazine
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They have a lot to think about if its true...and should be left alone to figure it out. These are real people going through real issues and should be left alone. This isn't a movie. They should be able to have some privacy.
They have a lot to think about if its true...and should be left alone to figure it out. These are real people going through real issues and should be left alone. This isn't a movie. They should be able to have some privacy.
lol ... nightmares
@jmama0307 if you had read it more carefully you would know thats shes having a pregnancy nightmare because shes scared that shes pregnant and she doesnt know who the father is. but aside from that i think that rupert is the father because she was with him last and her and robert as far as i know didnt have a big sex life and rarely had sex. so robert pattinson should be happy its not his because then he would have to suffer by being with a cheater (Kristen Stewart).
OMG PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A F***ING RUMOR. THERE ARE F***ING PICTURES SHOWING HER CHEATING ON ROBERT PATTINSON. You people really need to read these stories and read them correctly. And also Kristen Stewart made a public apology to Rob stating that she did cheat on him with her Snow White and the Huntsman director. If thats not enough proof for you guys then idk how much more proof you need.
lol ... that is all.