Actor Fred Willard's 'Lewd Conduct' Arrest -- All the Details You'll Want to Unread (VIDEO)

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fred willardHey readers, here's your daily shudder: Actor Fred Willard was arrested last night on suspicion for "lewd conduct" after he was allegedly spotted masturbating in a porn theater. And just in case you'd like a mental picture to go with that news, you may know Fred from movies like This Is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, The Anchorman, and the television show Modern Family.

During a routine police inspection of the Tiki Theater in Los Angeles (routine inspection, riiight), the 78-year-old was allegedly caught literally with his pants down, hand firmly grasping his gizzard-like genitals. And the rest is Hollywood humiliation history. But maybe he was just doing research for his next role? Apparently he's been cast in a film called The Yank.

Oh wait -- no, looks like that movie is not about a 78-year-old man who yanks himself in one of the last remaining porno theaters in America. It's about some American who travels to Ireland looking for love. If only Fred had gone looking for love in Ireland in real life instead of at the Tiki, he wouldn't be in this mess.

How old school is that, by the way? Masturbating in a porno theater. I think the last time a star was caught doing that was back in 1991 with Paul Reubens (A.K.A. Pee-wee Herman). I mean, doesn't Fred have Internet access? You can yank off to your heart's content to countless movies in the privacy of your own home now.

But maybe that's part of the thrill -- flirting with the possibility of getting caught!

Anyway, no doubt you're wondering what film classic Fred was spanking the monkey to. We don't know for certain, but that night the Tiki was showing Follow Me 2, Step Dad No. 2, and a porno spoof of the TV series The Client List. I guess he's okay with sequels. And now we know waaay more about Fred Willard than we ever wanted to know! Forget Spinal Tap, I need to get a lobotomy to erase the image of masturbating Fred Willard out of my mind. Oh Fred, you were not Best in Show in that theater last night. Wha' happened?!?

Are you surprised that Fred Willard of all people has been arrested for lewd conduct in a porn theater?


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Jilli... Jillie0918

For him to take that risk was that in the privacy of your home. Now he is being looked at as a f'ing CREEP for doing something that many people do...IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR HOME...or someone elses home.

linzemae linzemae

Whats the point of a porn theatre if you aren't supposed to masturbate in one?

butte... butterflyfreak

And this is a big deal because... Seriously, haven't we way more important things to worry about than what some old dude is doing in a porn theater?

nikol... nikolita87

linzemae, you took the words right out of my mouth! I was wondering the same thing? How is it "lewd conduct" if it's in a porn theater? What do they THINK happens in there? It's not like this was a regular cinema with unsuspecting movie goers.

linzemae linzemae

It's not like he was doing it standing outside someones house or anything.

CPN322 CPN322

on Jul 19, 2012 at 12:13 PM

Whats the point of a porn theatre if you aren't supposed to masturbate in one?

I was thinking the same thing!

Cjr23 Cjr23

Thats freakin hullarious!

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