Well, it appears that hell has officially frozen over -- because Scott Disick has become British royalty. Yes, ROYALTY -- as in the good folks across the pond in London actually made Scott Disick a knight. (No, this is not a joke.)
On last night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott said, "Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick -- becoming royal is going to get me the respect I deserve. I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!"
But this is Scott Disick we're talking about, and with Scott, there's always some sort of pathetic twist to everything he does -- and becoming royal is no different.
You see, Scott wasn't granted his new fancy title out of respect or admiration. Nope. Get this one -- he purchased his bragging rights online. (Who knew you could do something like that?)
HA! I knew there had to be some sort of catch to this whole thing, because there's no way anyone in their right mind would make Scott Disick a knight for no good reason. Heck, even Kim & Rob Kardashian were sort of put off by the whole thing and thought it was kind of out of limits, even for someone as self-righteous as Scott.
I honestly don't know what he thought he was going to accomplish with this egotistical stunt, but if he was hoping fans would somehow see him as Prince Charming, then he's got another thing coming. It's gonna take a lot more than buying a fancy title over the Internet to make people believe he's actually worth bowing down to.
Do you think this is a new low for Scott Disick?
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