Who would've guessed that a stint playing the wisecracking eldest son in a formulaic 80's sitcom would prepare Kirk Cameron for his future career as an official Champion of Marriage? No one, that's who. No one would've guessed such a thing because the only thing Kirk Cameron's early TV success prepared him for, apparently, was a future of promoting homophobia and ignorance in the name of "god." Sharin' the laughter and love, indeed!
Cameron's latest offense is a video he made for the "Marriage Anti-Defamation League" called "Kirk Cameron: Champion of Marriage." (You thought I was making that part up, huh?) And, like everything else Kirk Cameron does these days, it's bigoted, pointless, and dumb. But don't take my word for it.
Here it is, straight from the horse's ass mouth:
If we want a great future in this world, um, we have to take God at his word and and and God makes it really clear that society and civilization is really held together by the glue of families. I mean, this is where the next generation of human beings are incubated and nurtured and matured — in homes, in families. And so, we want that to be a place of health and happiness, a place of joy and forgiveness. It needs to be a home that is filled with faith and in order to have that home, marriages need to be strong, because that's ultimate gonna serve as the foundation of our family, right?
Right, Kirk! Because it's common knowledge that starting a "traditional" family pretty much guarantees a home filled with order and joy! That's why straight couples never get divorced. Hang on a sec ... what? How many marriages?! Oh, snap.
Kinda shoots that theory straight to hell, don't it? A place Cameron fully expects quite a lot of people to go:
Are you laughing? Trying not to vomit? Perhaps both. Or perhaps, like me, you're wondering exactly what sort of message Cameron's attempting to send with that scruffy starter beard. See how manly I am? Like a very, very heterosexual lumberjack. And a little bit like Jesus, too.
As long as we got each other ... we got the world spinnin' right in our hands ...
Wonder what Kirk Cameron's next career phase will look like? Oh cripes, no I don't -- he's totally going to run for office. Just remember ... I called it!
What do you think Kirk Cameron should do with the rest of his life? Besides quit the gay-bashing?
Image via NationForMarriage/YouTube
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Children DO need to be raised "...in homes, in families. And so, we want that to be a place of health and happiness, a place of joy and forgiveness". I just happen to KNOW that two committed homosexuals create that environment as well as the traditional couples.
And heeeeeeeere come the pretzels!! I've decided to start saying that whenever I see the same arguement over and over and this is one of them. Kirk Cameron will never change. He's gonna say what he wants to say, people are going to yell "homophobe", an article will appear on The Stir, the same people will comment, and on goes this thing of ours. Going to eat a fish plate now. Good evening.
your artcile was hateful! He is a greatt guy standing up for what he belives and using his star power to do it. GOOD FOR HIM!!!
This is still America why can't someone who is against Gay marriage because of their christian beliefes say so if he wants?? BUt a gay guy can?????
AMERICA people EQUAL say ok !
Whoops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fail Mssssssssssssssss. Burt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tolerance unless the liberal side is being disagreed with then they yell HATE. Totally ridiculous. Stop being afraid of a differing opinion you are only a proving that instead of being a movement of tolerance you are a movement of one sided bigotry