They've already mastered looking pretty for the camera and -- well, that's pretty much it -- so now Kendall and Kylie Jenner need a new project to tackle. The latest? They're writing a book, potentially a whole young adult book series that they hope will be the next Twilight or Hunger Games. Stop laughing, I'm serious.
They've yet to complete their high school education, and I've yet to hear them complete a full sentence, but we're supposed to believe that these two will actually be writing these books? Who are they trying to fool? Take a look at this March 2012 interview to hear these two brainiacs trying to form sentences about being on the cover of Vogue. And then tell me if you think they're capable of writing another Twilight series. An ACTUAL quote, verbatim:
"I love dresses that are, like, like, really, like, cutesy and short? And then, like, tight? Like tight on the top?"
OMG, like, tell me more?
The Jenner sisters may be aiming in the right direction by choosing to write a science fiction themed book, but I'm pretty sure the Twilight fans are way too smart to fall for their valley girl act. Because like, reading a book that's written like this is, like, so, annoying, like, you know?
With no real plot set in stone, the only thing they know is that the story will take place 200 years in the future. But somehow they also claim the process is going "fast" and they're expecting the book to hit stores sometime next summer. Crazy how two teenagers can develop a concept, write, edit, and publish a book in under a year! Must be nice to be the spawn of -- and have a ghost writer staff hired by -- Kris Jenner.
Face it -- the most contribution they'll have to this book is choosing the font in which their name is printed on the front cover. And they'll still make bank. Sigh.
Would you read a book "written" by Kendall and Kylie Jenner?


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just because they can't form a sentence doesn't mean they won't be able to produce good books! they might be better at writing then talking :)
This entire article made you seem like a bitch. I'm not a huge voucher for the Kardashian clan, But you don't know these girls personally. You don't know how intelligent they are or what type of imaginations they have.
it seems to me that the first two comments were like writen by kids like no way you been so mean .. lmao sorry to hear that u think we are mean but come on they are 16 and 17 and is like they have not experience in life what so ever they were born into this weird ass family and what can they actually write is the same thing as snooky writing her book how many she sold only litlle kids would buy theyre books not grown people like the twilight fans or any grown person would take them seriously i assure you that
Everything the Kardashians try to sell to us is in insult to humanity.
The Kardashians are a joke, there not stars, they just want to be famous. The only one who is really famo us is Bruce.
'thesimpletruth' is right on it, they are NOT kardashians.. are they embarrassed to call themselves Jenner??? what ever... they can take all the notes they want and some poor, starving writer will give them all the credit, hope this CO WRITER gets paid handsomely for their involvement...
I don't even know who they are.