'Snooki & JWOWW' Recap: 6 Most Hilarious Pregnant Snooki-isms

Snooki JWOWWYou know, when Snooki first announced she was pregnant, the world erupted in screams of WHY? But the second episode of Snooki & JWOWW has finally given us the answer.

Snooki got pregnant so we would be able to laugh, hysterically no less, at the kind of thoughts on motherhood and pregnancy that Snooki offers the world.

America! Be glad that Jenni decided that she would move in with BFF Nicole despite her fear (and Roger's warning) that she'd end up playing Mom, driving her to sonogram appointments and holding her hair back when she pukes from morning sickness ... instead of the usual reason. Her decision meant we got these gems out of Snooki:

  1. Jionni thinks it's OK to start touching my stomach and rubbing it, but at this stage in the pregnancy it's only three months and it's creepy! 
  2. My boobs hurt. They feel like milk duds.
  3. I feel like there's a certain age where your sperm won't work and pregnant someone. (A warning directed at Roger, by the way.)
  4. I'm anti-sex now too. We haven't had sex in like a week. And that's long for us.
  5. Where's my Shirley Temple, bitches?
  6. Don't frickin talk about my baby. I'll f--king slice your penis off.

And here she told her dad she was moving in with her bestie because she has to grow up! Maybe some day. But not right now. Not for Snooki anyway.

Which Snooki-ism on motherhood had you laughing the hardest?

 

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aReal... aRealteenMother

What she says doesn't mean she isn't going to be a good mother. She's just got crude humor. I don't think she's stupid enough to teach her baby that. People are wayy to judgmental of Snooki.

Shandi80 Shandi80

Classy as always.

BPayne09 BPayne09

Ever think she may be acting this way just for the cameras? People are so quick to judge the poor girl by what they see on a tv show.

MeowLove MeowLove

i said some pretty weird things while preggers too, not to mention i filled in my hubby of aaaall the pleasant body changes ;D hello bloody mucas plug, nice to see you...

nonmember avatar Christie

#3 -- Classic Snooki....And of course she acts this way for the cameras and is making big bucks doing it too, those of you who watch the show, read the article, and type out a comment to say how horrible she is or how you don't care....she must be doing something right because she's gotten everone's attention.

jodie... jodieharp

These are hilarious!  I got a kick out of the shirley temple comment.  :p

Alicia Laboy

The one about Milk Duds, and the one where she said "Sperm wont PREGNANT someone"... I love her stupid self.

chave... chavela_carlita

None of these were funny, sorry. She's an idiot. In real life, she may be a decent person, but on TV, she's an idiot. Even if she's just doing it for the cameras, that's still wrong. She, and so many other female celebrities, could do SO MUCH with their status...yet they choose to do things like this. 


I refuse to sit around and watch idiots being idiots. Life is too short to waste it on the chronically stupid.

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