Oh Jenelle Evans. Jenelle, Jenelle, Jenelle. The Teen Mom was arrested with her sometimes-fiance Gary Head. Jenelle called the police after a fight and had Gary arrested for domestic violence. Police arrested Jenelle, too, reportedly for drug possession: Possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and the prescription drug Klonopin. Jenelle says the marijuana isn't hers, and she has a prescription for the Klonopin.
Gary wasted no time in trashing his former girlfriend on Twitter. "F**k that crazy b*tch @PBandJenelley_1. I finally packed my sh*t and left that b*tch." Nice. And then Jenelle replied, "@gary_head more like 'she called the cops on me and I ran out of that b*tch." Back to you Gary: "@PBandJenelley_1 u called the cops when I took my ring back and already ha my cloths packed."
Jenelle, girl. How long are you going to keep this game going?
Reportedly the star-crossed lovers have been bailed out of jail. Both are swearing it's all over between them, but they've said that before. I hope this time it's for real. Jenelle needs to untangle herself from that toxic relationship. It's not good for her and it's not good for her son. A source tells Radar Gary may be charged with a felony for assaulting Jenelle. Supposedly he beat her up and tried to strangle her with a bed sheet.
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I categorically disapprove of all men who use the phrase "crazy bitch" -- in any circumstance. Even if you actually are 1. mentally unstable and 2. kind of mean. Men who use that phrase tend to use it for every situation when a woman has an emotionally intense moment. They use it when their girlfriends refuse to let them treat them like a dog. They use it when their girlfriends are stressed out. They use it when they should be saying, "I'm not mature enough to handle an adult relationship!"
And know what else isn't good for Jenelle? Marijuana. I hope she's telling the truth when she says none of it is hers. That stuff may relax stable grow-ups but it's the last thing Jenelle needs in her life.
All right, I'm done lecturing. I can't help it -- I'm the oldest of five siblings. I was happy to see this tweet from Jenelle this morning: "I'm not moving on or dating anyone for a while I'm doing me." Good for her. I hope she "does me" for a good long time.
Do you think Jenelle will end up getting back together with Gary again?
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