Woah, woah, woah, wait, hold up. What?!! This Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is getting UGLY, y'all. Uhg-goo-lee! First off, we have Kris wanting a $7 million settlement because he is saying that the marriage was a sham and he was just crushed to get dumped so soon. But reports say maybe he wasn't, you know, THAT crushed, because he's had a girlfriend since January! And apparently been doing all kinds of things to cover that fact up, including sicking the FBI on his girlfriend (who he says is not his girlfriend). And the latest salvo has him accusing Kim of physically abusing him. All of this is enough to qualify for Nastiest Divorce of the Decade, but it just got a whole lot more bizarre.
According to TMZ, Humphries told his girlfriend (who he says is not his girlfriend), Myla Sinanaj, that ... okay, here it comes ... that Kim's mom Kris Jenner "directed" her daughter to shoot her infamous sex tape. And then she told Kim to reshoot it because she didn't look "pretty" enough the first time.
Waaahhhh! Gross. If there is any truth to this whatsoever, this means that Kris Jenner watched her daughter's sex tape. And not just once but twice! Can I get a big ewwwwww?
Now, let me just say, Kris Humphries could have been joking when he said this stuff to Myla -- IF he said it at all. Word has it that Myla has these accusations in text messages, and text messages don't exactly have a tone. Maybe Kris forgot to put a "wink" next to his, "Yeah, Kim's mom totally directed her sex tape," message. If he even wrote that.
What kind of bozo writes this stuff knowing it could all be subpoenaed? And is anyone else starting to feel like this divorce is a helluva lot more interesting than the marriage was? Sort of wishing this would have been filmed.
Anyway, I find it hard to believe Kris Jenner told her daughter to do a sex tape, or 'directed' it (ack!), or told her to reshoot it, or watched it. I guess stranger things have happened, but I'm not buying it. It's just too gross.
Do you believe Kris Jenner planned Kim's sex tape?
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He probably wasn't "joking". He is probably trying to sabotage Kim MORE than he already has. He's a fucking douche bag... and he is making himself look worse by the stupid shit he's spreading about her. He should just leave her alone and quit digging his hole even deeper!
Kim is sabotaging her own "career" all on her own.
It really doesn't seem that hard to believe, does it?
The lay controls every part of her kid's lives. Like her or not, you have to admit she is the master of PR when it comes to her family. And let's just be honest....she, along with the rest of them, just plain have NO SHAME whatsoever. They are all money grubbing fame whores, but Kris and Kim are the worst of them so yeah... just not finding it to hard to believe.
Anything is possible. However, Kris Humpries needs to take about two seats. He is going about this whole divorce thing all wrong. Hey if he started dating this chick after the divorce was announced then so what. It is amazing that no one is focusing on Kim jumping into a relationship with Kanye West that supposedly had been simmering before Kim even started taking up with Kris Humphries. That's the Kardashian PR machine at work right there. I think they both need to just wrap up this divorce before it gets even more wackier. No money for nobody. Lawyer fees get paid. Everybody is happy and can move on with their lives. Aw hell who am I kidding. This is two of the worlds biggest fame whores we're talking about.
You mean the same sex tape that rocketed her daughter, and thus her family, into 'stardom'? Yeah, she'd NEVER do that for the sake of all the money and fame they have now... what good would it do her? *eye roll*
These girls are not svelte and gracious princesses to be adored by our daughters, they are fame whores and tramps... to the likes of disgusting qualities.
i wouldnt doubt it...she printed out that sexy private calander and tried to sell them...
Um, it wouldn't surprise me. Sickening, yes, but not surprising if it were true.
No, that is a pretty ridiculous accusation, even for this family.