Robert Pattinson Is Sick & Tired of His Famous Nickname

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Robert PattinsonYou'd think that Robert Pattinson would be pretty excited about being one of the most famous names in Hollywood -- but there's definitely an aspect of his celeb status he isn't too keen about. You know how so many fans (myself included) affectionately refer to him as "R-Patz"? Well, apparently Robert hates being called R-Patz so much that he has some pretty harsh words for the person who came up with the nickname.

He told The Guardian, "I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them."

(Sure sounds like Rob has a bit of a temper problem these days -- you know, considering his little fight with Adele.)

R-Patz is a heck of a lot easier to say than repeating Robert Pattinson over and over again every time we want to mention him -- but perhaps he does deserve a nickname that suits him a little better. R-Patz almost has a boy band ring to it, doesn't it?

I came up with a few other options that might suit him a bit better.

Pat -- It's clean, simple, and gets away from his first name altogether.

Robinson -- Call me crazy, but I think this one has a nice ring to it. It combines the first part of his first name and the last part of his last name. (Gee -- that's almost poetic.)

Hot-Patz -- Totally cheesy, but I had to at least throw it out there. (He'd probably hate me for even suggesting it.)

Robbie -- Hey, it's better than R-Patz, right?

Bobby -- This one really seems to suit him well. He really looks like a Bobby. And considering he isn't very fond of his British accent, this would Americanize his name a bit.

Roberto -- SO sexy. It could definitely work.

R-Candy -- There I go again with the cheese. But he is major eye candy, so it's not that far fetched.

What nickname would you give Robert Pattinson?

 

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nonmember avatar CrystalMP

I was waiting for someone to speak up against this name slaughtering that was going on and I'm so glad he did. I quite honestly think it sounds stupid, unless he wants to be called something different call him by his name. You could also quit with the kstew while you're at it too, it sounds just as retarded

Farrell Schambow

how about zero... it is disrespectful..... how would you like it if you were called some nickname that you hated.  Your name is your identity... I don't blame him for hating that. 

Nancy Wentworth

his  real name  is  just fine,  why a  nick  name ,anyway?/  just for  the pazz,to start something  more over.  Robert Pattinson sounds  cool to me


 

Farrell Schambow

my husband's name gets slautered all the time and to be honest it is affecting me now and I Hate it. 

nonmember avatar Bekah

My sister and I just call him Rob. We both know who we're talking about and it's what he usually goes by anyway.

mommy... mommythree0508

Why is it so difficult to just say someone's actual name? I hate these cutesy names.

LizB86 LizB86

I don't blame him.  It's a stupid nickname. 

nonmember avatar RACHEL POMAA

I hate that nick name.He is Robert Pattinson not that horrible nickname.

nonmember avatar chrissie

Why do we need to shorten names like this? JLO is the one that started this mess.

nonmember avatar Nicole

Good lord it's just a stupid nickname. So what. There are other things to worry about. The more I hear from this guy, the more he sounds like a spoiled brat.

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