If there's one thing a guy with four wives and eleventy billion children really needs, it's a Boys' Night Out. In Vegas. Or so Kody Brown seems to believe, because last night's Sister Wives was all about the uber-patriarch bonding with his brothers (Scott, Curtis, and Michael) over motorcycles and machine guns.
But that's not all that happened in Vegas ...
At 24, Michael is Kody's youngest brother. And while most 24-year-old guys are still some years away from thinking about marriage at all, Michael is on the hunt for Wife #2. Cause he's not getting any younger, his big brothers tell him in so many words.
So hang on a sec. Polygamists pick up wives in Vegas, too? Well, there's more to it than that ...
"Michael's wife will have to know this woman and approve of her and actually believe she'll be a good fit for the family," says Kody.
Phew, that's a relief! Cause I don't know if Michael's wife would take too kindly to him bringing home a wife-souvenir. All I wanted was an I Heart Vegas t-shirt!!
Shedding more light on the situation was Robyn's take on adding wives:
"It's very ... either his wife, he [Michael], or another girl will get some sort of a little buzz and that will start the process."
Oh-kay.
Good luck with that, Michael.
Do you think Kody deserved a Boys' Night Out with his brothers?
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Comments 4
Did you notice that "hunting for wives" was a joke comment??? I don't understand how judgy you are about the way the Browns live - I don't think that your attitude is fair in writing this article. Whether you have no wives, one wife or 5, everyone needs a boy's or girl's night out.
The Brown family and their "patriarch" as you like to call him have always been able to show their openness towards people of other beliefs and cultures - even to their brother who decided not to continue believing the mormon faith. They even had a sermon during their show about accepting others with different beliefs. Maybe you should listen to it again and reevaluate your article...
Polygamy is disgusting.
Polygamy CAN be disgusting, but the Sister Wives family is beautiful & I wish them nothing but the best.
These people disgust me.