Well, at least Teresa and Joe Giudice didn't ruin the wedding of Caroline Manzo's brother Jaime to his partner Rich. It was a lovely affair we saw tonight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and even though Caroline's tongue nearly snapped right off from the many times she bit it, everyone kept their cool for the most part.
The one person who surprisingly almost boiled over was the typically sweet, bubbly Jacqueline Laurita. As Teresa had burned bridge after bridge, Jacqueline had been there for her to support her and listen. Finally, however, Teresa had gone so over-the-top crazy, even Jacqueline couldn't take it.
"I feel like Teresa is losing her sense of reality," she told the cameras after Teresa tried to explain about the In Touch magazine interview in which she threw everyone under the bus and claimed they all bully her for being poor. Of course when Jacqueline asked her about it, she denied any responsibility.
“I have nothing to do with what they write in the magazine, they ask me questions and I answer,” Teresa told her. Which sounds like she has everything to do with what they write ... but not in Teresa's world.
When Teresa told her how she and Juicy Joe are going to renew their vows to show the world how happy they are, Jacqueline was dumbfounded. "Her life is being manufactured into this fantasy that doesn't really exist," she said.
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Later when Teresa got yet another text from her brother, Joe Gorga, about trying to mend their relationship, she went to whine and complain about it to Jacqueline. Jacqueline almost screamed, "Two years!" as she couldn't believe that they're still talking about this ridiculous feud. Then Teresa went on to give the most asinine reasons she doesn't want to go to therapy and knows 110 percent that she doesn't need it. Namely, because "she didn't do anything wrong," and ultimately because her husband told her she shouldn't go. Then she really pushed Jacqueline to the edge when she said that while her brother may in fact hold grudges, she does not. Not one. Uh huh.
"It's bullshit," Jacqueline told the cameras, though to Teresa's face she remained as diplomatic as ever. But the tension is building big time, and it's looking like there may be an explosion next week and a possible end to this friendship for good. “I feel like she’s so far gone I can’t even help her,” Jacqueline said.
The best line of the night came from Caroline, though I only wish she'd said it directly to Teresa instead of just to the camera: "You and your hat, shut up."
Most cringe-worthy moment: Melissa Gorga dancing in her fringed bikini to her own song. Please.
Do you think Teresa and Jacqueline's friendship is doomed for good?
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i don't watch the show but i just have to say, wtf is wrong with that theresa lady? she is honestly one of the most weird looking people i have ever seen. like, creepy looking. she looks like a dude. and from what i've heard about the show, she sounds like a total nutjob. shit it'd probably make for funny tv, maybe i will start watching it. and how is she poor if she's one of the stars of a hit reality show? that doesn't even make sense. i thought they didn't pick average, working-class citizens like myself to be on those real houswives shows? is she just delusional?
i do watch the show and i have from day one. jacqueline i have to say you are one of my fav..theresa is really going crazy, delusional.... i hope one day you see how she really is and stop being friends with her, till she gets it right. i truely do not see her getting anything meaning most of the drama is her . she is going to bring you down do not let her do that.. godbless you and your family .....
It's pretty simple, Teresa gets more attention, more money and more offers when she is acts, well more like Teresa. Like a pet she has learned that she will be rewarded for bad behaviour, she also is more than likely somewhat mentally ill, and her sense of reality has been skewed so badly by being in front of the camera that she literally can't help herself. This isn't new, look back at Danielle S, Kim G, Kelley Bensimmon, Tamra, Jill Zarin, The Van-Kampens, Vikki, Slade, The Countess, The Sisters in Beverly Hills, Nene, Kim Z, and on and on..........the worse you act, the more you get paid, all of those who were somewhat normal either removed themselves or faded away. Crazy sells, normal, not so much
I nearly died laughing when I heard Teresa say that Melissa and Joe are jealous of her...what an idiot this woman is! Jealous of what? Their bankruptcy and Juicy Joe's criminal behavior? The only person who would believe this is Teresa...a sad, pathetic, stubbornly ignorant woman with a petty mean spirit and no self awareness whatsoever. Her insistance that she has done nothing wrong to anyone is astounding and it's obvious why she hasn't spoken to her cast mates in 9 months. We are now starting to see why Jacqueline refused to even sit with her for the reunion and why Caroline was livid, I bet she wanted to slap the stupid right off her face and as the season progresses I know exacty how she felt.
Well at least Teresa and her Joe are well suited to each other. Joe looking at the beautiful black necked swans says "look at the pelicans," and Teresa agreed. So nice of them to really like "the Gays." Dumb and Dumber!
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE THING...She's proven in the last two episodes that she IS actually, dumber than a box of rocks. Can't speak, uses the wrong words, generally ignorant and probably illiterate. Below see why Theresa is such an sub species. I especially think the classification of homo is hilarious, particularly since the Guidices insist upon saying "how much we love gays" shows that they really are homophobic. (Who else talks about a gay man's anus in front of a crowd? Oops, another gay man...) thou does protest TOO much Joe G.
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