Did you hear the latest in the Miley Cyrus media circus? No? Alright well since you're in the dark, let me tell you, this latest gossip is JUICY! We all know that Miley is engaged to hunky superstar Liam Hemsworth and all I have to say is, mmm, good choice, girlfriend. But that isn't the only thing Miley's been up to this week. Oh no, Miley has been BUSY.
So before I spill the beans ... how's that saying go? First comes love, then comes ... umm, marriage? Prenup? TV special? Oh no, then comes baby! Told you this one was good! Rumors are swiiiiiirling this week that after Liam put a Neil Lane ring on it, something went bump, bump in the night and BOOM! Miley is a whopping five days pregnant.
Come on, Hollywood! The girl just got engaged like three minutes ago and you wanna pin a pregnancy on her already?
Well here's the low down according to Weekly World News: marriage whisperer Kim Kardashian has already agreed to be a bridesmaid in the whole affair; Miley is having a girl (yes, after five days of pregnancy, it's confirmed); and Britney Spears will be the midwife to the baby birthing event ... whenever that is.
Uh ... did they pick out of a hat to see how ridiculous things could get? Like, "Oh! Britney hasn't done anything crazy in awhile so she can be in charge of pulling the baby out! And, uh, Kim, the papo's are never too far from her so let's make her a bridesmaid then she and Miley can fight about what color they should wear and when it gets to be too much Miley can kick her out! Yeah! That's a great story! And oh, O-M-G! Let's work Kris Jenner into this somehow. Godmother? Great!" What's next, a Baby Makes Three: Miley & Liam TV special?
I mean reaalllyyyyyy guys, this is stretching the limits like never before. Sure, I love a good scandal as much as the next person but this rumor mill is really out of whack these days. Is it even possible to know you're pregnant after five days? Where did y'all come up with this stuff!?
I have to laugh at this whole entire spectacle of gossipy ridiculousness. Good job, Hollywood. This seriously incredible and long-winded Miley rumor is truly one for the books!
Can you believe how ridiculous this rumor is? Or do you truly think Miley got engaged because she is secretly pregnant?
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