Are you sitting down, Truebies? If you're not sitting down, you really should be. Why? Just trust me on this one. Because when you hear about the latest True Blood Season 5 spoiler ... You. Will. Faint. Dead. Away.
Honestly, even if you are sitting down, you might want to make sure you're on something soft and sturdy like a couch or, I don't know, a bearskin rug. Whatever.
Just brace yourself, because ...
True Blood Season 5, Episode 11 will feature ... full frontal MALE nudity.
Yowch, that looked like a nasty fall. You should put some ice on that. (Told you to sit down!)
Anyway, here's the only thing -- we don't know WHICH Bon Temps babe is baring all. Not for certain, anyway. All we really know is that the character will be "a male prisoner displaying full frontal nudity while in a dire situation."
But I just watched the extended trailer a few thousand more times, and my money's on ... SAM!! Mr. Sam Merlotte, awwwww yeah!
Cause look at that pic -- he's obviously somebody's prisoner, and he's all bloody so it's gotta be a "dire situation." And Sam is most likely to be running around naked anyway, on account of the whole shifter thing.
Right? Omg. Counting down the days!!!
What do you think? Which True Blood hunk is gonna go full frontal?
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