Are you sitting down, Truebies? If you're not sitting down, you really should be. Why? Just trust me on this one. Because when you hear about the latest True Blood Season 5 spoiler ... You. Will. Faint. Dead. Away.
Honestly, even if you are sitting down, you might want to make sure you're on something soft and sturdy like a couch or, I don't know, a bearskin rug. Whatever.
Just brace yourself, because ...
True Blood Season 5, Episode 11 will feature ... full frontal MALE nudity.
Yowch, that looked like a nasty fall. You should put some ice on that. (Told you to sit down!)
Anyway, here's the only thing -- we don't know WHICH Bon Temps babe is baring all. Not for certain, anyway. All we really know is that the character will be "a male prisoner displaying full frontal nudity while in a dire situation."
But I just watched the extended trailer a few thousand more times, and my money's on ... SAM!! Mr. Sam Merlotte, awwwww yeah!
Cause look at that pic -- he's obviously somebody's prisoner, and he's all bloody so it's gotta be a "dire situation." And Sam is most likely to be running around naked anyway, on account of the whole shifter thing.
Right? Omg. Counting down the days!!!
What do you think? Which True Blood hunk is gonna go full frontal?
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While I enjoy both the show and the male form in general, I (as well as most women I know) would really prefer not to see yet another penis. I mean, let us just think about it for a moment. The penis (and, moreover, the testicles) has to be the absolutely least attractive part of a man's anatomy. Not that the vagina is anything to hang a framed picture of in the parlor or anything. Both sets of genitals are a little...alien looking.
Oh, and come to think of it, there was that large nude man in the background of one of Maryann's backyard orgies (Season 2).
@KarmicChild: I agree.
Also, a good show shouldn't have to rely on sex scenes and nudity to keep people watching and interested, True Blood is a great show even without all that.. Come on now.
That 's what i was gonna say Sonya. It will be Chris and I already know what it looks like.