It may have been the most terrifying news out of the Teen Mom crew yet. Rumors were flying that Jenelle Evans, one of two moms on the reality series who doesn't actually have custody of her own child, was pregnant. And then Jenelle herself decided to weigh in on the debate.
And man, oh man, am I happy she settled this thing for us once and for all. Because I was starting to get worried until I saw the following on Jenelle's Twitter account:
No I'm not pregnant. No I'm not fat. Check out my new bathing suit. :) I love it. SO BRIGHT! twitter.com/PBandJenelley_…
— jenelle evans (@PBandJenelley_1) May 27, 2012
So there you have it folks! Not pregnant. Not fat. Just typically self-obsessed. Which is what makes Jenelle so perfect for reality television, and so unfit for motherhood.
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The girl has a rocking body, I'll give that to her. Having people call her fat is uncalled for. That said, maybe she should be a little less concerned with that, and more concerned with the judgment of her parenting skills?
Perhaps people would stop ragging on her parenthood if she spent more time talking about spending quality time parenting than she does in her swimwear, hitting the beach and having fun. She's not a teenager anymore. She's got to grow up if she ever expects us to greet a pregnancy rumor with something other than abject horror.
What do you think of the way Jenelle came out to address the pregnancy rumors?
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You're right about self obsessed, however her body aint "rockin" IMO, her boob job just makes her midsection look slimmer.
I guess she had a boob job. I'm glad she's not pregnant but I could care less for her swimwear
wow Evans did not think this through but .......... to the writer of this
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!! lol
I'm a teen mom and don't care if you do have kids ... she don't have custody of her kid.
so that means she don't have to worry about her kid 24/7 like you want her to leave her alone gosh damn people these days dude... whats wrong with the world??!!
That size breast implant sare not good on her, she is too young and the implants make her body look aged, maybe that is why people taught she was pregnant. Well, to each its own.
Why do young girls want oversized boobs anyway?? I am saving for a reduction.......
well, ms. jessica rae, she is still a mother and most people find it unsettling when mothers give up their children for stupid reasons. Especially considering her mother takes care of her child, not a foster family. She really should be spending more time and effort on him so he doesn't grow up feeling like his own mother didn't love him enough to give up her superficial party girl lifestyle.
P.S. Doesn't, not don't. Grammar is cool.
i hope you all know that, she's got jace just about all of the time...i got her fan page on fb, and she's the one updating it and etc....i wish others would update like her.....she's doing good.
i'm rooting for the girl, she's just like me...i just never signed my rights over, i did however at one point let my mom take over for a bit beccause i was so depressed, best decission i made in being a mother, thankfully she was only 6 months when it happened.
her mother isn't any good either