If the rumors are true, I bet Teresa Giudice would be thrilled if her ass clown of a husband was thrown back in jail. Perez Hilton got a scoop that if Joe Giudice is locked up, Teresa and her four daughters, all under 10 years old, mind you, would get a reality spinoff show on Bravo. Teresa has certainly been an integral part of the drama on this season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but should she be rewarded for her bad behavior with a show of her own?
Dear god, no, no she shouldn't. STOP ENCOURAGING HER, BRAVO. Teresa has capitalized on her stupidity long enough. It was funny at first -- she's flipping tables! she uses the wrong words! she dresses her kids like they're auditioning for the ice capades! -- but the novelty of her ineptitude has worn off.
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We may still feel a bit sorry for Teresa, but not in a way that makes us want to, you know, help her. Our feeling sorry for her has turned into pitying her, and no one wants to sit in front of their T.V. and watch a woman try to scrape by in the multimillion-dollar mansion she can't afford while her husband is in the slammer.
It's sad, and not in a train-wreck-can't-take-your-eyes-off-of-it kind of way. It's just depressing, and hard to watch. Every time she's in a scene of RHONJ, I cringe. And cringe-worthy isn't exactly a quality that can carry an entire spinoff.
There's little Bravo does that I don't whole-heartedly agree with, but enabling Teresa to continue to profit from the demise of her family is where I might put my foot down. I don't think I have the stomach to watch her sit her girls down and explain that "Daddy 'went away', so there'll be more cameras around, and ooh! If any of you would like to get her first period, I'mlookin'atyouGia, that would be great for ratings! We could bedazzle the tampons together, ha ha ha!"
I can't. Please, no Tre spinoff. Please.
Would you be on board with a Teresa Giudice spinoff?
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