10 Hot Sex Scenes to Tide You Over Until the '50 Shades of Grey' Movie (VIDEOS)

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After the seemingly endless buzz about Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty book, it seems the topic everyone's talking about these days is Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty movie. Who will play Anastasia Steele? Who will play Christian Grey? Is there any way Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be in it OMFG Twilight-gasm!

I'm guessing Universal is scrambling to get the movie underway, since it makes sense to strike while the nation's collective loins iron's hot, but the reality is we're at least a year from clapping eyes on the film adaptation, right? Well, while we all wait to see if the cinema version of Fifty Shades lives up to our blushing, sweaty expectations, why not revisit some of the most memorable erotic scenes from movies you can go out and rent—like, TONIGHT?

Ready for the list? Fair warning, I've included steamy NSFW video where I could (sadly, YouTube's age restrictions wouldn't let me embed every clip), so put the kids to bed, turn up the AC, and enjoy:

Secretary. This movie fits in quite nicely with the kinkier sub-dom aspects of Fifty Shades, and if you haven't watched it before -- well, let's just say you'll never see James Spader's Office character in quite the same way. In the linked clip, Maggie Gyllenhaal is getting a spanking. Because she's been a very bad girl.

Brokeback Mountain. Hey, another Gyllenhaal, and this one's getting hot and heavy with Heath Ledger (RIP). Hottest cowboy-on-cowboy scene of all time? I vote yes.

A History of Violence. Come for Viggo Mortenson, stay for Viggo Mortenson doing extremely naughty things to Mario Bello on a stairwell while she's wearing a cheerleader outfit. (This linked clip is dubbed, but you should be able to get the gist of things.)

9 1/2 Weeks. Ah, the famous food scene. This will either get your motor running or sending you screaming for the 409 bottle, depending on your feelings about spills.

Bound. I don't normally find Jennifer Tilly to be attractive (that helium voice, gah), but combine her with red-hot toughie Gina Gershon and now you're talking. Bound is a noir-ish crime flick, but in this clip you can see some seriously smoking girl-on-girl action.

Monster's Ball. The climactic (har!) sex scene in Monster's Ball is almost too intense to watch -- it's graphic, desperate, raw, and kinda makes you understand what Angelina Jolie saw in Billy Bob Thorton. (Clip is low quality, sorry 'bout that.)

Wild Things. Ask any guy what his favorite movie sex scene is, and I bet you he mentions the pool action between Denise Richards and Neve Campbell.

Out of Sight. This is one of my personal favorites, and although the clip I'm including here is quite lovely (the masterful editing! The surprising proof that Jennifer Lopez really can act!), my actual recommendation is for the bathtub scene that happens earlier. Mmmmm, moistened Clooney.

Y Tu Mamá También. Two young boys + one older woman = a very hot (morally ambiguous?) threesome.  

Drive. Okay, so this final one's not an actual sex scene, but is there anything hotter than the way Ryan Gosling slowly and thoroughly kisses Carey Mulligan -- right before he shocks the living shit out of the viewing audience with a viciously explosive scene of mayhem and bloodshed? Oh yeahhhhhh. *languorously exhales fake cigarette*

What movies/scenes would you add to this list?


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cocob... cocobeannns

The even hotter scene in Wild Things - the three way. And, the "first time" sex scene between Diane Lane's character and the man she's having an affair with, in Unfaithful.

cocob... cocobeannns

The even hotter scene in Wild Things - the three way. And, the "first time" sex scene between Diane Lane's character and the man she's having an affair with, in Unfaithful.

cocob... cocobeannns

Whoops. Didn't mean to post twice!

Karmi... KarmicChild

Are you still talking about that damn book?  Perhaps the first clip will just let more people realize that the horrible piece of literary crap that is Fifty Shades of Grey is a cheap knock-off of "Secretary" (and, let's not forget, it also began as flippin' Twilght fan fiction).

annis... annismom10

If you dont like it then DONT READ IT. Be it the book or articles about it. Negative crap constantly streaming from your piehole is bad karma, karmicchild. I swear if you took all the hate on this site and put fire to it it would take out the US like a nuclear bomb. And im not some peaceloving hippie im just sick of peoples smart mouths.



But back on topic, loove rygos in crazy stupid love. Now im going to rent drive.



P.s. How do I know its "constantly" streaming from your mouth? You didn't have anything better/ more positive to do than read the article & BASH the book.

annis... annismom10

Btw happen to LOVE twilight saga/50 shades trilogy. Let's see you write a bestseller.

Megan Pelton

Agree 100% with annismom10... Sometimes the purpose of books (and tv shows for that matter) is just to entertain us! They don't all have to be classics! I loved the Twilight books and I devoured 50 Shades of Grey. I also enjoy trashy reality shows, celebrity gossip, and somewhat-shallow blogs like this one (so do all of you or you would be reading wallstreetjournal.com or something instead of this site :). No shame here at all.

Also, I would like to add that I will be devastated if anyone but Ryan Gosling plays Christian!

Dalla... DallasGirl214

Wow could've done without the Brokeback Mountain one. Gross.

Nancy... NancyJ422

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE??? Linda provides us with 10 delicious sx scenes and all you all (well some of you) can do is bitch about the book and/or at each other??? Keeee-rist.



I for one watched each selection as well as a few here and there that popped up on you tube. I've never seen 9-1/2 weeks and don't know if I can because I hate Kim Basinger and her laugh but that honey (the actual honey) was hot! I never saw Wild Things either (man am I sheltered or what?!). Actually I think the only movie I've seen was brokeback mountain! They were all pretty entertaining!



As for who will play whom? Don't know - haven't read the book, don't intend to. I read some reviews and it appears the writing is lame. I couldn't get into Twilight either. I did, however, re-read The Flame and the Flower which was written in the early 70s and I read it in my teens. HOT then and still HOT 40 years later.

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