It all started with that unbelievably freaky story of the Miami man who turned another guy's face into steak tartare, but at this point, I think it's obvious what's going on: the zombie apocalypse is underway.
I mean, have you seen what's been happening in Florida this month? Pretty soon the whole country is gonna be Walking Deadville, Population: errbody.
Oh, you can scoff all you want, but the signs have been here for YEARS, people! Don't believe me? Check out these 7 celebs that should have tipped us off that the dead have, in fact, RISEN.
Obviously a zombie. Slurred speech, jerky movements, known for biting the heads off animals.