It all started with that unbelievably freaky story of the Miami man who turned another guy's face into steak tartare, but at this point, I think it's obvious what's going on: the zombie apocalypse is underway.

I mean, have you seen what's been happening in Florida this month? Pretty soon the whole country is gonna be Walking Deadville, Population: errbody.

Oh, you can scoff all you want, but the signs have been here for YEARS, people! Don't believe me? Check out these 7 celebs that should have tipped us off that the dead have, in fact, RISEN.