7 Celebrities Who TOTALLY Look Like Real Zombies (PHOTOS)

Linda Sharps | May 30, 2012 Celebrities
7 Celebrities Who TOTALLY Look Like Real Zombies (PHOTOS)

It all started with that unbelievably freaky story of the Miami man who turned another guy's face into steak tartare, but at this point, I think it's obvious what's going on: the zombie apocalypse is underway.

I mean, have you seen what's been happening in Florida this month? Pretty soon the whole country is gonna be Walking Deadville, Population: errbody.

Oh, you can scoff all you want, but the signs have been here for YEARS, people! Don't believe me? Check out these 7 celebs that should have tipped us off that the dead have, in fact, RISEN.

  • Ozzy Osbourne



    Obviously a zombie. Slurred speech, jerky movements, known for biting the heads off animals.

  • Steve Buscemi


    Sorry Steve, I'm a big fan, but I'm pretty sure you emerged from the tomb womb looking like the walking dead.

  • Taylor Momsen



    Anyone who wears that much eye makeup is hiding something. Like THE HORRIBLE PALLOR OF DEATH.

  • Vincent Gallo


    Yeahhhhhhhhh. I'm just gonna...be over here with my pickaxe, VINCENT.

  • Maria Shriver



    Look, I'm not saying she's unattractive, I'm saying she's a teeny, tiny bit frightening.

  • Gary Busey



    Um, those teeth were made for one thing: tearing out chunks of human flesh. Plus, zombiefication of Busey's brain is really the only explanation for his overall personality.

  • Courtney Love



    Meat falling from her bones? Check. Erratic behavior? Check. Slobbering maw ringed with the blood of her victims? PROBABLY.


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