Kristen Stewart's Racy 'On the Road' Threesome Is Too Hot for Some to Handle

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Well I never! Did you know that our chaste little Bella (AKA Kristen Stewart) has gone and given not one, but TWO men hand jobs in her newest movie, On the Road? Scandalous! "How will parents who took their daughters to see the Twilightmovies explain this?" scolds conservative media critic Dan Gainor. His readers wring their hands in agony, horrified at the prospect of exposing their innocent children to the horrors of naughty handshakes.

Congratulations, Kristen! You're are a growed-up woman actor now. You know you've made it when you start scaring the pants off conservative groups. But what about Kristen's Twi-hard fans? Can they bear to see their KStew in a threesome?

HELLO, wasn't the whole Twilight series practically a threesome between Bella, Edward and Jacob? Okay, fine, it wasn't explicit. I'm just sayin'. 

Anyway, Ginor then goes on a rant about how much he hates it when child stars start out innocent and then grow up and star in provocative R-rated movies. Is it any surprise that his list consists of all women? Britney Spears, Mylie Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Elizabeth Berkley, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba. What is this world coming to?!? (And why doesn't he mention Ryan Gosling -- have you seen that Mouseketeer in Drive?)

Look, Peter Pan. Child stars grow up, become women, and and want to make movies for adults. Deal with it. You can't keep these stars locked up in a chaste Neverland forever. And you can't keep the stars' fans from growing up eventually, too. 

How do you feel when former "child" stars go on to make adult-themed movies?

 

Image via On The Road/Facebook

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Smerk... Smerkalot

Agree with you completely, complete double standard.

Flori... Floridamom96

Sexual promiscuity is the definition of maturity?

tnyangel tnyangel

No, sexual promiscuity doesn't define maturity. I think you missed the point. Grown up actors play grown up roles and those grown up roles often feature grown up acts........... Not all of them are going to be up to your moral code. But it's a film. The character was promiscuous and wild.

nonmember avatar EmmaFromÉire

They're well within their right to film whatever they damn well please. I mean, if they have two films coming out in a month, one aimed at kids and one aimed at adults, parents are hardly going to take them to the adult one, are they? If you don't want your kid seeing it, dont take them. Problem solved.

Flori... Floridamom96

I got the point. I just disagreed with the point.

Chari... Charizma77

Why should I care?

Aeris... AerisKate

I hadn't really noticed it until reading this article, but it does seem like a lot of the squeaky clean female child stars feel the need to prove to us that they are adults and mature by jumping straight from their cutesy kids' shows to some extreme sexual role.  People are going to grow up and take on more mature roles, but it is funny to think about how some of these girls go over the top sexually almost immediately. 

Kmakk... Kmakksmom

They have to grow up eventually.

Flori... Floridamom96

Why is depicting graphic sexual encounters the definition of growing up? I grew up without ever filming a mock threesome or double handjob while driving down the road. Is it somehow impossible for Kristen Stewart to grow up without doing those things?

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