Emily Maynard may be the sweet-as-pie Southern belle with the heartbreaking back-story, but that's not what makes this season of the Bachelorette the best ever. (In all honesty, she's a bit on the dull side and it's off-putting the way her face doesn't move when she talks.)
The reason the ABC lovefest is a must-watch this time around? Somehow the producers have managed to corral the cheesiest guys on the face of the planet. The result? The most ridiculous pickup lines in the show's history. Who knew finding love could be both cringe-worthy and comic gold at the same time. Let's revisit some of the best.
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Would any of these come-ons make you swoon?
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Going to baseball games
Riding bike rides in the nice weather
Playing outside after work/school
Going for walks outside