New Jennifer Aniston Love Life Rumor Is Sad, Sad, Sad

jennifer anistonThe public press seems to be obsessed with Jennifer Aniston's love life. I have yet to figure out why, but let's just go with it for a moment, shall we? The latest rumor comes from OK! magazine, and it's a doozy. Seriously, if there's even a grain of truth in this baby, it's just sad, sad, sad. It makes me wanna holla. Supposedly, Jen is sick of boyfriend Justin Theroux's "close relationship" with his ex, Heidi Bivens, and she's all stressed out about Brangelina's engagement, and so she wants to do what any woman in her right mind would do -- go back to her jerkaholic ex. Which in Jen's case would be John Mayer.

John Mayer?! Seriously, Jen? Let's recap. You and John dated for awhile and then broke up, and then he blabbed all over the media about it. You got mad. But then you took him back. You even took him to the Oscars, and showed him off right in front of Brad and Angie. And then you broke up again. And then he blabbed again!

Yeah, this time Mr. Blabbermouth Mayer told Playboy all about you and his sex life with Jessica Simpson. He called her "sexual napalm" and said she was like "crack cocaine" to him. Seriously, Jen, how did that feel to have your ex talk about his sex life with another ex, and not even call YOU "sexual napalm"? I'd be livid. Why am I not "sexual napalm," eh?

But apparently all is forgiven because John may have penned his song "Shallow Shadow Days" about Jen. So she texted him to tell him that the lyrics were "beautiful." And they've been texting ever since. Supposedly.

A "friend" told the mag:

When Jen heard he’d written a song about their breakup, she immediately downloaded it and listened -- and the tears were rolling down her face. Jen has a lot of wonderful memories from her days with John, and they all came flooding back.

Hey, friend! Maybe these were tears of relief -- relief that Mayer is long, long gone. But, anyway, we all know that girl who keeps going back to the jerkaholic ex-boyfriend. Things get a little lonely and then the guy promises to change and blah blah blah. So, if this happens, it wouldn't be the first time a woman has made a romantic move that goes against all common sense. Love is blind. In this case, it's blind, deaf, dumb, and can barely stand.

A "rep close to Jen" (whatever that means) says the rumor is "laughable." But I'm not laughing. I'm crying, y'all. Crying for the future of Jen Aniston. Crying for the world. Stop the madness!

Have you ever gone back to a guy you shouldn't have?


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Jscot... Jscott1216

My question is if you're wondering why the media has an interest in her love life an you find that ridiculous then why are you writing about it. Frankly who she dates, talks to, or hangs out with is nobodies business! Crap article

berge... bergencounty

Lol ... don't think she's a fool, funny story though.

Marian Parker

My comment is to the writer.why should jennifer care anyway about being a sexual maplalm. that is a person who eat sleep and drink sex.( a nimpho0.Jessica should be ashame not proud. that is not a compliment.That is a terrible thing to say about an exe.You are also a gofer to believe that garbage about Jennifer anistn. she is happy with justin theroux.Jen needs to sue all of you moneyhungers.One day people will find out the real dill. although I do believe that she was the only one John loved. He told the magazine in the same breath that he is having a hard time getting over jen.

nonmember avatar Guest

It's laughable that you start this article questioning the obsession with Aniston, when you are regurgitating this obviously 100% invented story from a third rate tabloid simply to cater to that obsession. You are hoping to garner hits and you know as well as anyone that Aniston's name does just that...whether the stories are true or lies.

As for this comes from enough said. This is the same rag mag that has been saying she's pregnant, marrying, splitting, etc. for months. If you did any actual research on Aniston you would find that she and Theroux are living together with the puppy they adopted earlier this year and working on various film projects, including one they will co-produce, with him also writing and directing, and her starring in. They're also waiting for their new Bel Air home (bought jointly per the Wall Street Journal: not a tabloid) to be finished its renos so they can move in. In other words, they're fine. The tabloids are simply upset that they do their best to avoid getting snapped by paps, and write these stupid lies in the hopes that they will step out together to prove them wrong.

Daboo331 Daboo331

I can't stand Jennifer Aniston, so who cares, but the article really was dumb!

tuffy... tuffymama

Wow. SOMEONE is really invested in the lives of people she doesn't even know. Goodness! It would be cool if it was Apalachian orphans or inner city battered women you gave such a crap about, but celebrities of dubious talent you aren't best buds with? Hmmm. Lol. Crying over Jennifer Can't-Act Aniston and John Douchebag Mayer? Hahaha!

You know what? She SHOULD be with a jerk. She was cheated on publicly and should know how miserable that feels, but she stole Justin Theroux right off his long term girlfriend. Silly bitch. She did to an innocent person what was done to her. Let her go back to that ugly water-headed creep.

Dawn Jewett


Being... BeingJaneAusten

With me it was once an EX! always an Ex! and i have never looked back not even on FACE BOOK!bad

honey... honeyrae2012

Who in the hell cares? Get a life! Yuk!

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