Let's hear it for Rihanna! Sister has finally figured something out: That her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, is a douche. I know, finally, right? Word has it that RiRi got fed up with Brown after he "dissed" her in a new song. The little diddy is a remix of Kanye's "Theraflu" (renamed "Way Too Cold"). In it, Brown freestyles and the lyrics go a lil' sumpthin' like this:
Don't f*ck with my old bitches ... like a bad fur ... every industry n*gga done had her ... Trick or treat like a pumpkin ... just to smash her.
"Smash her"? Hm. Perhaps this brought back some bad memories for RiRi, ones she'd apparently blocked out during two recent music collaborations.
After Brown released the new track last night, RiRi did the modern day equivalent of a drink in the face: She unfollowed Brown on Twitter. Take that! A short while later, Brown unfollowed RiRi. Take that! Oh, you two kids.
Seriously, Rihanna, no points for you, babe. You knew the dude was bad news, but you went ahead and profited from his reputation and your drama with him anyway. Did you really think he was going to change?
Whether or not the lyrics referred to Rihanna, is that the point? A guy who was arrested for beating the bejesus out of his girlfriend shouldn't necessarily be singing about treating an "old bitch" like a "pumpkin." Is this just me?
Brown once told Larry King that the horrible episode with Rihanna was not who he was "as a person." But it seems it is after all. RiRi would do well to keep herself away from Brown, on Twitter and elsewhere.
Is Rihanna's unfollow too little, too late?
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