john travoltaGross. Gross, gross, gross!! Look, it's not like I haven't heard plenty of, er, rumors about John Travolta already ... you know the ones I'm talking about, right? Yeah, I figured. Same stuff they said about Tom Cruise, and Richard Gere, and a whole bunch of other Hollywood dudes.

Anyway, whatever gets you through the night, man -- s'alright. I'm still gonna watch you in that talking baby movie every time it's on TV (cause dude! It's just stinkin' cute!). BUT, this latest rumor about Travolta?

It's too gross to ignore. It's so gross I can't even tell you what allegedly happened until after the jump!

It's so gross, sadly, that I don't think I'll ever be able to watch that talking baby movie again.

Okay, have all the children left the room?

Here's the deal: John Travolta is being slammed with a "reverse massage" lawsuit for ALLEGEDLY getting waaaay tooo touchy feely with his (male) masseuse.

Who was totally not into having sexy time with Travolta (maybe he didn't want the talking baby movie ruined for him, okay?), but that didn't stop Travolta from trying to take a turn with the massage therapist's joystick anyway, and then when THAT didn't work, he just went ahead and selected "single player" option.

In front of the now-horrified masseuse.

See? GROSS. Naturally Travolta's camp is all, As if! John was like, totally on another planet that day. Or, in more official terms: "This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication.  None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred."

Sigh.

We had a good thing going for awhile there, talking baby movie.

Does this rumor about John Travolta gross you out big time?


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