Gross John Travolta 'Reverse Massage' Rumor Will Ruin the Talking Baby Movie for You

john travoltaGross. Gross, gross, gross!! Look, it's not like I haven't heard plenty of, er, rumors about John Travolta already ... you know the ones I'm talking about, right? Yeah, I figured. Same stuff they said about Tom Cruise, and Richard Gere, and a whole bunch of other Hollywood dudes.

Anyway, whatever gets you through the night, man -- s'alright. I'm still gonna watch you in that talking baby movie every time it's on TV (cause dude! It's just stinkin' cute!). BUT, this latest rumor about Travolta?

It's too gross to ignore. It's so gross I can't even tell you what allegedly happened until after the jump!

It's so gross, sadly, that I don't think I'll ever be able to watch that talking baby movie again.

Okay, have all the children left the room?

Here's the deal: John Travolta is being slammed with a "reverse massage" lawsuit for ALLEGEDLY getting waaaay tooo touchy feely with his (male) masseuse.

Who was totally not into having sexy time with Travolta (maybe he didn't want the talking baby movie ruined for him, okay?), but that didn't stop Travolta from trying to take a turn with the massage therapist's joystick anyway, and then when THAT didn't work, he just went ahead and selected "single player" option.

In front of the now-horrified masseuse.

See? GROSS. Naturally Travolta's camp is all, As if! John was like, totally on another planet that day. Or, in more official terms: "This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication.  None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred."

Sigh.

We had a good thing going for awhile there, talking baby movie.

Does this rumor about John Travolta gross you out big time?


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orang... orangetree

And that is why your massage therapist keeps a cell phone one silent with 911 on speed dial in the room with him or her. And takes self defense classes. If anybody acts in an inappropriate way the massage is over and yes, you are still paying for the session and no you are not welcome back.

orang... orangetree

*on silent* not *one silent*

Refur... Refurbished

Yeah, right.  And Justin Bieber fathered a kid.

mommy... mommy2annaliese

I don't buy it. sounds like a give me money plan made by some pathetic person.

nonmember avatar kaerae

Yet another Jacqueline Burt article written from the point of view of a naive, 12-year-old girl trying desperately to have the juiciest rumors so the popular girls will like her...

JAFE JAFE

What a bunch of crap. I'm disappointed in this post. It's beneath you.

Ari. Ari.

I wasn't there, I don't know, but...



When he was on vacation in my town, he was hitting on almost every male employee at the resort, he tested the line, but never crossed it. A bunch of my friends AND husband were all there for it. They found it more comical than creepy.

nonmember avatar Sabrina

Even if true (and that in and of itself is a pretty big if), how is this story so completely and utterly gross. It sounds like a pretty simple case of sexual harassment. If the masseuse had been female, this would be a quickly settled and forgoten case of sexual harassment.



I have heard of so much worse. This didn't even involve an animal.

nonmember avatar Linda

I don't believe it for minute.

DebaLa DebaLa

Um, Jacqueline, dear: a male masseuse is a... masseur. 


My suggestion is to write more grown-up material. :)

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