Kate Upton's 'Cat Daddy' Dance Proves She Has Serious Daddy Issues (VIDEO)

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kate upton cat daddyUm, I think maybe Kate Upton has some serious daddy issues. Or, to be more precise, "Cat Daddy" issues. As in the Cat Daddy "dance," if that's what you want to call the lazy pseudo-striptease Upton performed in a microscopic bikini for dirty old man "noted fashion photographer" Terry Richardson.

There's just no other explanation. Why the hell else would a girl who made the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition humiliate herself on YouTube for a seasoned perv like Richardson if she didn't have a deep-seated and desperate yearning for the approval of older men?

I'd say she was roofied, but she does manage to kind of stay on her feet for most of the video, so unfortunately she probably can't use that particular excuse.

There's only one excuse 19-year-old Upton really can fall back on (besides the poor decision-making skills that come with deep emotional scars), and it just happens to be an excuse the 46-year-old Richardson hasn't been able to use for decades ...

YOUTH! I'm talking about youth and youthful inexperience and naiveté and just the plain old dumbass-osity that comes with being a 19-year-old girl (who, god help her, happens to be really hot/really insecure).

It was one thing when Upton did her little Dougie ass-shake at that Clippers game -- not only did she have clothes on, she seemed to be having a genuine silly girl moment. But this piece of borderline pedophilia? Ewww.

Like I said, daddy issues. Daddy issues as obvious as the boobs in that bikini. And that just makes Terry Richardson all the more despicable. He's like a vulture: As soon as he smells severe emotional damage on a girl, he swoops in to pick her bones clean (remember the Lindsay Lohan thing?).

BLECH. Two things: Kate Upton should be in therapy. And Terry Richardson should be in jail.

UPDATE: Since this post was published, YouTube has banned the clip for "breaching its nudity policy." (Told you it was over-the-top!)

UPDATE (AGAIN): Since the last update, YouTube "reinstated the clip." (Probably because Vimeo was getting all their traffic!)

Does this Kate Upton "Cat Daddy" video make you want to throw up?

Image via TerryRichardsonTV/YouTube

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linzemae linzemae

I'm going to say she is doing it because ,if is only 19 and wants the attention

nonmember avatar Dan

God you sound soooooo jealous...lol!!!

nonmember avatar A

She has a boy body. Her boobs are OK, but everything else is not attractive to me.

Reali... RealityCheckNow

I am so sick and tired of bloggers on this website saying that she is too "young" to be on the cover or, in this instance, that there are "pedophile" tendencies of this photographer.  She is 19!  She is not a child.  If we can have young men, who are 18 and still in high school, get in trouble for statutory rape of their 16 yrs old girlfriend (who goes to the same school) and they can get time like an adult than this photographer can't be guilty of pedophile tendencies.  He is reacting like any other red-blooded man who like boobs and women who want their attention.  Get over it, Stir, she's an adult, not a kid!

nonmember avatar Mix Master

The comments are hilarious. Haters

paren... parentalrights1

Jealousy is a bitch ain't it? lol

You only hate because she's a woman. You wouldn't care if it were a man.

Bruic... Bruickson

She's 19! She old enough to make her own decisions. Let the woman enjoy her hot body and being young while she can. Hell, I wish I would have! Adult responsibilities have a way of sneaking up on you.

nonmember avatar bluegnu63

Why didn't she just attach pasties to her nips, instead of donning that teeny triangle bikini top?


19 then BOOM you're 30 enough said.

Kaylee Collison

let her be....she's young and hot and i would've done that at 19 if i had the guts!! i'm 24 now and wondering how i let the last 5 years pass me by so quick!

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