I can’t stand it when I have a bad day and someone (male) asks, condescendingly, "What's the prob? Are you on your period?" Like my period has anything to do with anything! That said, I just have to ask The Voice star and singing legend Christina Aguilera one thing: Girl, are you on your period? How else to explain why Xtina is actin’ all moody and dark and stormy whenever a boy singer, like Justin Bieber or the members of The Wanted, gets in her vicinity? Someone hand this chick the Midol!
First, Christina made a lemon face when Justin Bieber raced over to her for a smooch during her during a recent episode of The Voice. Miss Tina later tried to blame it on Bieber fever, Tweeting, "Can’t a girl have a little Bieber fever after getting kissed by the Biebs?" Hon, that ain’t Bieber fever. That’s Bieber cramps!
Now comes word that The Wanted, the boy band who was also on the show that night, found Xtina to be, shall we say, less than welcoming. Band member Tom Parker pulls no punches in his description of the blonde megastar:
She’s a total b—. She might not be a b— in real life, but to us, she was a b—. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.
Woah. To be fair, Tom, if Christina was in one of those PMS-y times reserved only for females, you shouldn’t take it personally. Next time, just throw her some chocolate! And, whatever you do, do NOT use the words "irrational" or "emotional." In fact, use no words at all. Just be very very quiet.
I’m joking around, of course. I have no idea what Xtina’s problem with boy singers is. Maybe they’re just annoying to her. Maybe the boys are being overly sensitive. Hey, teens have a lot of hormonal moods, too! I have no idea what the heck is going on here.
Anyway, after getting blasted by Xtina's fans, the band issued an apology -- sort of. "We just think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean?" Parker said. I don't think this guy will be writing a song called "Forgive Me, Christina" anytime soon.
But I do shudder to think what might happen if Xtina and One Direction ever get in the same room together though. Complete … and total…. nervous breakdown.
What do you think is going on with Christina? Doesn't like boy singers or are they just being whiny?
Image via ChristinaAguileraChina/Flickr
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