Snooki Insults Jessica Simpson's Pregnant Body -- Who Does She Think She Is? (VIDEO)

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Not cool, Snooki, not cool
When I found out that Snooki was pregnant I kind of started liking her, because, hey, I'm pregnant, too! Twin-sies. But then, when she started opening up her piehole and saying words and stuff, I remembered that, while she's certainly amusing and entertaining, she isn't my favorite-est person in Hollywood. But then when she went and insulted Jessica Simpson's pregnant body -- basically calling her a fat blob of doo; saying she'd "die" if she looked like her -- I was all, "He-ll no. You did not just go and do that."

During a particularly riveting interview with US Weekly, Snooki talked to the mag about her newly-slimmed down (soon to be round) body. She said: "I'm so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium. I'm five months and you can't really see anything. It's gonna pop up in like a week." Then, when asked if she was nervous that she'd get a bump the size of Simpson's, she said: "I would die if I were her size."

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What. The. Freck. I mean, am I being ultra-sensitive or was that a pretty rude thing to say? And ballsy as all crap. I get that Snooki is a big "celebrity" in her own right and all, but talking trash about another celebrity, a legitimate celebrity who was made famous for a talent? That's pretty brazen right there.

Look, nobody should talk crap about anybody. I know that. You know that. We all know that. But it happens. It's, unfortunately, part of life. However, when you're a celebrity who's become famous for burping, peeing, getting arrested for public intoxication, not showering for days, and drinking pickle juice, you really should make it a point to not say insulting things about other famous people in public. Especially when said famous person never did anything to you. You're gettin' a little big for your britches there, Snook. A few years ago nobody even knew who you were. And a few years ago, Jessica Simpson was starring in a reality show on MTV-- wait, this is getting a little too meta.

Snooki, just don't say mean things about Jessica Simpson. Not only 'cause it's rude, but because you're sure as hell not gonna like it when somebody says something rude about you when you're nine months in. Ya heard?

Here's a video of Jessica Simpson, who, yes, is still pregnant:

What do you make of Snooki's comments?


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dirti... dirtiekittie

trashy people say trashy things. :/

Betty Zam

Oh...dear Snookums, just wait till you get closer and closer to the due date. :)


It's a horrible thing to say anything mean about any pregnant lady bc we have no idea what they in particular are going through. I hope she doesn't have to eat her words later. 

hotrd... hotrdumommy

As Paulie Walnuts said on The Sopranos "No one knows what the future holds. My friend." I would watch the comments Snooki my love.

femal... femaleMIKE

Snookie should excercise her right to remain silent. Snooki is shorter then jessica so her weight should look as big as jessica. I think JS looks great.

Stacey. Stacey.

being pregnant is not an excuse to gain as much weight as you can. jessica looks like a whale, and she is nasty and talks about her farts on twitter.

Stevie Gravel

It makes me wonder if she starving herself and her baby so she doesn't gain weight she needs to realize thats just part of being prego

Maevelyn Maevelyn

Jessica always gained weight in her face I don't think she's gained as much as people seem to assume. She's also not wearing heals which make you look taller and thinner. Snookie's going to blow up though it's who she is. 

nonmember avatar bree

WHY do people keep freaking out any time someone calls Jessica Simpson fat? And Snooki, nonetheless! Did you expect the girl to develop a filter and stop saying stupid, brainless things just because she's pregnant? She is being honest, that's one of the reasons people like Snooki. She says what she thinks. I, for one, would also "die" if I got that fat while pregnant! Like someone else said, being pregnant isn't really an excuse to be able to do whatever you want and have no one call you out on it. Maybe the authors hormones from being pregnant are making her overly sensitive. That, at least, I can understand.

Jmsosa Jmsosa

Yet, this website bashes Jessica on a weekly basis. Rude much?

paren... parentalrights1

I question the intelligence of people who think that women Jessica's size are fat. I know the camera adds weight and the perception is off, but even that doesn't make her look fat.


Sorry she's not a anorexic celebrity right now. Fucking stupid ass people *smh*

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