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Ke$ha's Obsession With Public Urination Is Getting Disturbing (VIDEO)
I don't know a whole lot about Ke$ha, other than she made a pretty catchy little tune called "Blow" that's enjoyed some frequent rotation on my Running Mix of Cheesy Pop Music That I'm Way Too Effing Old For. In fact, until recently, I was convinced she was a British singer, when in fact she was born in L.A. all of 25 years ago.
I may not be 100 percent certain on how to pronounce her name (Kee-sha? Keh-sha? Keh-dollar-sign-HA?), but I know this much: the girl has an unhealthy fascination with pee. I'm not saying she has a pee fetish—who am I to speculate on what happens behind her closed doors? Although if I were to speculate, I'd say it probably involves beards—I'm saying Ke$ha and urine seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Don't believe me? Then clearly you haven't seen her latest Twitter self-portrait.
Not that you probably want to, that is, but TOO LATE! Behold the glory that is Ke$ha dropping trou and christening a street somewhere in Los Angeles:
Boy, that's just magical, isn't it? According to her Twitter post, "traffik" was to blame for her inability to pee in the bathroom like a civilized adult:
However, this isn't exactly Ke$ha's first rodeo when it comes to public urination. In 2010, she took a leak in a sink during a Lily Allen gig in London, then claimed it was only natural:
People made a big deal about me peeing in the sink but that wasn’t that shocking. I wasn’t even drunk. It’s an animal instinct as a human and as an animal. I had to pee. And outside there’s paparazzi everywhere -- what am I supposed to do? I accept it’s uncouth. But it’s just being an animal.
She also posted a fairly strange holiday "card" in 2010 which features her singing into the camera while a man pees in the background:
And, of course, there's the MTV Style video where she describes her love for glitter and how she often finds it in the toilet (or sink, or street ... you know, wherever) after she pees.
In conclusion, I think Ke$ha is trying very, very hard to make us understand how crazy and unique and unconventional she is, what with her non-alphanumerical name and punk rock bladder and all. Girl, we get it. You're a special snowflake. Now please make some more catchy music and stop with the pee thing and it wouldn't hurt to comb your hair once in a while, young lady.
On a scale of Hey, When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go to OMFG GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, how do you rate Ke$ha's Twitter self-portrait?
Images via Ke$hasparty.com, Twitter
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jaxmadre
Aside from peeing in public... what the heck is wrong with her that she takes photos of it and puts it online??? Kinda weird, right?
And before you say it -- I don't like watching the backs of men peeing into urinals on tv, either. I think it's stupid and unnecessary. They can film the men talking someplace else!
tinypossum
DESPERATE for attention.
the4mutts
I don't see the point.
But honestly, idk how old you are, but you talk about this like you're about 70 years old.
She's a popstar, everything she does, even urinate, turns to publicity gold. You just did some work for her!
I think if you don't "get" ke$ha, you should probably stop writing about her.
She's fantastic and does amazing preformances, and amazing charity work.
She makes millions, because people who make a few thousand a year writingv blogs, post pictures of her peeing.
I think we see who the winner is here.
Charla
Nj Eirojnkcin
I agree, I'm young and can't stand Kesha... she has no dignity! Her biggest hit is talking about being a drunk skank. She can't even sing she just talks annoyingly in her songs.
tiny_mama
I'll listen to her music.. sometimes.. if it's on the radio and I'm too lazy to change it.. But it's all auto-tuned anyway, it's not like she has any REAL talent...
Trying desperately to hold on to her 15 minutes... but. Keh-dollar sign-ha.. we're kind of over the trash..
You want to shock society and buy yourself an extra 15 minutes... Act like a lady... o.O
Keith
the4mutts
To everyone else,
Well, she's exceedingly rich, and has people talking. What do you have?
Again, I believe we see the winner there.
She doesn't have to be a role model, or live up to your version of manners, she's rich and famous.
Obviously she is doing fine with her talent, preformance, and media attention.
the4mutts
Pretty sure you did dumb shit while stoned off your ass. Probably worse than shock factor publicity peeing.
May be a really great life you have now, and done a great job fixing yourself!
But you talk about wanting to be there with your experiences for your kids in a loving way, etc, etc, but then turn around and judge people who are not like you? Who don't live the quiet, suburban picket fence life?
Newsflash, not everyone grows up to be boring. She doesn't have kids, she's young, and more than entitled enough to live her own life.
Anna