Yeah yeah, Teresa Giudice may have been MIA from Sunday's promotional event for The Real Housewives of New Jersey season 4, but the reality is that things on TV have been sorta Teresa-tastic lately. You know, with all the increased Bravo promos and her Celebrity Apprentice stint and all. As a not-so-much fan of Team Guidice, I'm sorry to tell you that it's about to get a whole lot worse. Ready? Rumor has it that Guidice has her sights set on Dancing With the Stars. The Housewife tells Hollywood.com:
"I'm a hard worker and a pretty good dancer. If I can run around juggling the kids schedules, two TV shows, housework, and still be home to cook my family dinner I can do anything."
Eh, let's agree to disagree. Heck, I have a few better Housewives candidates in mind. Check out 4 Real Housewives that I'd rather see on DWTS than Teresa Guidice:
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Melissa Gorga: OK, no brainer. The woman is H-O-T. I bet she can do a mean fox trot. And the salsa? Forgettaboutit. Her dance partner would have to be careful, though. I could see Gorilla Joe getting a little jealous.
Kim Zolciak: I can hardly imagine what a hilariously entertaining train wreck her dancing would be. Between her massive boobs and her wig, I'd be interested to see what she looks like in a teensy little dancing dress.
Alexis Bellino: Watching Alexis host segments on her local TV news station has proved to be preetttty comical this season on Real Housewives of Orange County. The woman's got a banging body, but something tells me her dance moves aren't that ... on point. Lack of hand-eye coordination makes for excellent TV!
Sonja Morgan: Heck. Yes. After watching her get all snazzed up for that Victorian party or whatever it was she threw that time, we all know that the woman looks good in costume. I betcha she has some hidden dancing talent underneath all that Botox.
Allegedly, the people at DWTS aren't into the idea of Real Housewives being on the show because they aren't "big enough stars." I dunno, personally I think there's a lot of viewership (and hilarity) there. Will they bend the rules for Teresa? Watch more about it, here:
What Real Housewife would you want to see on Dancing With the Stars?
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NO Please NO. Teresa would be horrible on this show as she has been on housewifes and apprentice. She is a whiny person, for want of a better word. I would never and I do mean that NEVER watch again.
You're all missing the big picture! Emily writes "Allegedly, the people at DWTS aren't into the idea of Real Housewives being on the show because they aren't "big enough stars."..." Have they really looked at some of the people they've had DWTS? Aren't big enough stars? George Clooney's ex-girlfriend? Who?
Dear Lord NO!! I can't stand that woman...In the beginning I thought Teresa was sweet, but ......dammmmm...all this has gone directly to her head! There wouldn't be enough dance floor if she were to dance, her head would take up too much room!!
OMG No Please!!! Not DWTS!! I truly think Theresa is a Sick Woman, in more ways then one. I see that this show NJHW's and others Appentice have all gone to Her Head. We keep hearing She was not like this before. Sometimes Money and Fame pay a big price. Her Price was Her Family. She truly is a Train wreck not knowing Truth from Reality. You'd never get the truth...IT WAS A JOKEEE!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WERE hER FAMOUS WORDS!!! Jackelyn is a Sweet girl and a good Friend who stood by Her. Get a real Job Theresa, Your gonna need it....Annette NY