You saw Courtney Stodden's Sexy Veggie video, right? (If you haven't, run, don't walk, people!) Well, I've got some good news. There's puh-lenty more where that came from. Courtney Stodden, 17, and her husband, Doug Hutchison, 1,000, are bestowing unto the world a video series on YouTube to celebrate/commemorate/irritate her turning 18 in August. I watched the first video -- I guess you could call it the pilot episode -- entitled, "My Foot Hurts," and let me tell you: You are in for a real cinematic treat.
Ladies and gentlemen: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in "My Foot Hurts." (Also, not to split hairs here, but the directing of the whole thing is very Pedro Almodovar. Just sayin'.) Okay, check it out.
I love how they managed to create the sense of tension. I was like, "Is her foot going to ever get better?" "What will happen if it doesn't?" Weren't you? And I like the twist at the end where we found out that it wasn't her shoes. Totally wasn't expecting that!
Anyway, I'm pumped for this series. Not only do I think we're going to get a lot of great material out of it, I think a lot of great material is going to come from this great material, know what I mean? Saturday Night Live skits, spoof YouTube videos -- hell, Anderson Cooper (who we all know loves Courtney) already talked about her new show, and her sexy veggie affinity, on his show. The entertainment possibilities are endless!
So, grab your best buds and a bucket of popcorn, everyone. American film just got a whole lot classier. U.S.A! ... U.S.A.! ...
Are you planning on watching Courntey's show?
Image via CourtneyStodden/YouTube
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She is a sad case. Her parents are abominable, and her pimp errrr "husband" is sick. No, I won't be watching anything from her.
Oh my... I love you her mom's all "Ohhh. Well, anyway, back to the dresses..." What a trainwreck. I won't watch this but I will watch spoof of this!
Her mom is living vicariously thru her and its sick.
TAKE OFF YOUR STUPID WHORE SHOES WOMAN! lol who actually wears those around the house, not to mention the clothes. Gah ..foolish hoe. "bunny rabbits do wear heels". Oh, I weep for the future. I wish no one would watch so she fades into oblivion, but it's so stupid you can't help but watch and be amazed at how truly dumb people can be.
p.s. if you have a sprained ankle.. you probably shouldn't wear those shoes. And why does she feel so much better if all the dr did was tell her what the problem was? ugh.....
I refuse to watch this and anything else she has to offer. It's sick, her husband is sick, her parents are sick, the whole thing is just demented none of it should get any attention whatsoever.
I just realized I wrote "I love you her mom's..." I obvioulsy meant I love HOW her mom's... Anyway, it's pathetic.
wtf
Yeah cuz every woman walks around in stripper heels and slutty clothes ALL day -.- God I hate this stupid whore. I weep for our children if this is the type of role-model they have to look up to