Miley Cyrus Rushed to the Hospital for Knife Wound -- But That's Not the Worst Part (VIDEO)

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miley cyrusYowch, y'all!

Miley Cyrus went and cut her finger with a kitchen knife and was bleedin' all over the place and it must've been pretty cool bad, too, because Liam Hemsworth, Miley's mom, AND her grandmother apparently all had to accompany her to the Emergency Room. (Where she got stitches.)

At least we can probably assume that the starlet will make a full recovery.

But can the same be said for the rest of us?

Because in case you didn't immediately make the connection, Miley's injury in and of itself isn't the real tragedy here. No, the tragedy lies in the fact that she'll no doubt be forced to take a break from working out until her finger heals, and you know what that means ...

No new pics of Miley in workout gear! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

Think about it: What kind of an empty existence can we look forward to now? How long and dull the days will surely be without those workout gear updates ... those moments of pure sunshine when we get to temporarily lobotomize ourselves and care only about the dress Miley wore to Pilates (what WAS she thinking?!). Or the sheer (rock hard), belly-baring top she wore ... also to Pilates?

It's going to be a rough week or so, guys. No point in trying to sugarcoat this one. Unless, of course, Miley is a real trooper and carries on with her fitness regime against doctor's orders (or what I'm assuming are her doctor's orders).

You can do it, Miley! No pain, no gain!


If you were Miley Cyrus, what would you wear to work out?


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Mindi Brizendine

Hahahahaha. I saw the title and thought Omg, she was stabbed. I don't like her, but I don't want her stabbed either. I saw that it was her finger, and wow, who cares?

Mindi Brizendine

I cut my finger in shop class in the 8th grade. I was able to do normal things. I'm sure we will be bombarded with workout pics of her.

JAFE JAFE

I hope it makes you proud to make fun of a kid. It must have been a really slow day for you huh? How pathetic of you.

zandh... zandhmom2

Man, your life must really suck.  What to see the "real" war on women...just read the articles on The Stir! Somedays, there is so much hate on here about other women, it just makes me sad :(((

nonmember avatar Scott

What in the world was that mess behind her car? It appears she didn't care and about to drive over it,some crap the paps put there to detain her. She can still workout carefully and I am sure she will because of her progress. I would not want to take a step backward. For 19 she is looking great and not like Hanna Montana anymore. That cute little girl image had to go,she is stepping out as a young woman/finally. She needs a Hummer for days when the idiots are piling crap behind her car. Drive right on over after giving fair warning or using back-up sensors.

nonmember avatar nat

Wow...this is so snarky...ugh.

CafeM... CafeMochaMom1

Hey, at least she is attempting to cook in the kitchen. that in itself is a step in the right direction. Not all kids are interested in cooking. And she has shown initiative whether it be on the Disney channel as a starring character or her attempt to chop something in the kitchen. I can't tell you how many times I have cut my finger, or burned my hand or something like that, but probably not enough to send me to the emergency room though.

Evangeline Shirley

Ha,ha, ha, Missy  Jacqueline Burt, you're  seem funny in your  line, but that's the  truth isn't it... especially the paps - they cannot  live without Miley Cyrus -  which a reaL Tragedy  in MILEY case..., even Liam hemsworth forgot  to  asssist  Miley  - going to the hospital. I  wonder about that... I  hope, he really loves  Miley  -- paparazzi or no paparazzi, afterall - what is important  should be  MILEY  CYRUS to  him...

nonmember avatar amanda

I always assume women who make fun of women are the most miserable people. I wish we could all just be happy for others. This site is so often snarky that I am ready to delete it from my bookmarks and forget all about it.

shell... shellyplatz

Wow, what a waste of an article and my time reading it

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