5 Hunky Celebrity Jews Who Can Attend My Passover Seder Anytime (PHOTOS)

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When I say, "Passover," you say, "Matzo!" Ready? "Passover" ... "Passover" ... OK, so I'm not really sure if giving up bread and all things carbily delicious for a whole week is something to cheer about. However, you know what is? HOT. JEWISH. CELEBRITIES. Male ones!

Yup, it's that time of year again. As Jews everywhere prepare to embark on a week filled with seders, charoset (yum!), and our good buddy Elijah -- it's not abnormal for the average woman to ponder what their fellow more-famous members of the tribe will be doing as well.

Hence, I bring you 5 of Hollywood's hottest Jewish men. So hot, you might start schvitzing just looking at 'em!

Josh Radnor

Josh Radnor

Radnor is absolutely HILAR on How I Met Your Mother, which is pretty much what lands him on our top Jewish hotties list. Hello, a man that's good looking AND funny? I'm sold!

Andy Samberg

Andy Samberg

This Saturday Night Live star can hang out with me ANY day.

Adam Brody

Adam Brody

My name is Emily, and I still watch re-runs of The OC on SOAPnet during the week. Adam Brody may as well just give me a call right now, because I've decided we're getting hitched. I was always more of a Seth girl than a Ryan girl, anyway.

Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody

If Adam Brody isn't your speed -- then maybe Adrien Brody is. Holy moly, look at those eyes!

Zach Braff

Zach Braff

And who can forget Scrubs star Zach Braff. I'd kill to toast a glass of Manischewitz with this looker!

Who's your favorite Jewish celebrity hunk?

 

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stron... strontium

I dont see any of those men as attractive....

Alma45 Alma45

Adrien Brody is the hottest male in the universe. The things I would do to him...yeeeeow!

memek... memekisses

What Alma said.

Hot damn!

MomLi... MomLily67

I want them all !!!! I do find these guys sooo atractive, specially Adam Brody, don't know what it is with the  "not so handsome but so fine" type.

nonmember avatar beeia

Isn't it pretty offensive to suggest that his crop of wash-outs and dorks (with the exception of Adam Brody) is what passes for "hunky" when it comes to Jews?

I mean, seriously, what about Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Anton Yelchin, James Wolk, Gabriel Macht, Paul Rudd?

All those fellas are fully Jewish, which is more than you can say for Adrien Brody (mother raised Catholic, though with a Jewish parent; he doesn't seem to identify as Jewish) and Zach Braff (half Jewish, half Mitt Romney - google it to see what I mean; his mom converted).

If we're including halfs like Braff and Adrien Brody, then were are Jake Gyllenhaal and James Franco?

Seriously, it's pretty depressing to see the word "hunky Jews" and look at a bunch of guys who seem like a mockery of those terms, especially when there is an actually attractive selection available. Not a pretty picture.

tis.u... tis.unnatural

Yup, you're totally right, beeia. The star of one of the most popular sit-coms on TV right now (How I Met Your Mother) would totally be described as a "wash-out". *insert major eye roll*


That being said, Josh Radnor? Prrrrrrrr. Yummy!

nonmember avatar beeia

Well, I said wash-outs ''and'' dorks. I didn't specify which was which.

Besides, being the star of a sitcom that's run for half a decade isn't the same as being a relatively well-known movie star.

I mean, I wouldn't exactly put Neil Patrick Harris as one of the five "hottest Episcopalians" (if he was one).

nonmember avatar denise

Steven Weber.

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