When Kim Kardashian announced her plans to divorce to Kris Humphries in October, I bet you didn't think Humphries' name would still be making headlines come April. You probably thought there'd be, like, a month-long media frenzy and then we'd never hear from the guy again, right? Yeah, so did Kim. But dude isn't going anywhere. The (ex)couple still isn't divorced, because Kris refuses to sign anything until Kim admits -- to the public -- that their marriage was a big, fat sham. Could you imagine if that's what it comes to? Dang, yo.
According to an "insider," "Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity, to make a public apology to him because he really wanted a marriage." Apparently, he's even turned down a cray amount of cash offered by the Kardashians -- $7 million to be exact -- to just "shut up and go away." And while Kim filed for a divorce, Kris actually filed for an annulment based on fraud, and he's demanding to know how much money Kim made during their 72 days of wedded bliss.
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This has just gotten ridiculous already. The fact that it's still making news -- and I'm still writing about it -- is mind-boggling. But, with that said, Kris really doesn't want to let Kim off the hook easily. Homie wants retribution.
I really don't know what went on behind closed doors in their marriage. Like you, I just go off of what I've read and what I've seen on Kourtney and Kim Take New York. But, I do know that in the grand scheme of things, if Kim has to come out and actually admit that her marriage was one big, money-making joke, that'll cost her a lot more than $7 million. That's huge. That's her reputation, her entire livelihood. And could you imagine how mortifying that would be for her? What would she even say? Where would she say it? There's no way she's gonna cave. Impossible.
So, on that note, I guess we all have a least a few more months of reading about all things Kim and Kris-related -- a subject that, let's be honest, should have died long ago. And I have a few more months to write about it. Cool.
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Do you think Kim would ever admit to her marriage being fake?