I honestly can't remember the last time I opened a magazine, went to a website, or turned on my television and didn't see Ashton Kutcher's face staring back at me. Dude's everywhere. Including the ACM Awards, despite the fact that the actor/entrepreneur/(alleged) philanderer has nothing to do with country or music whatsoever.
If you didn't see the show last night, Ashton presented the award for Female Vocalist of the Year. Weird? Sure. But not nearly as weird as the awkward rendition of George Straight's "I Cross My Heart" he serenaded the ladies with. Oof.
If I were you, I wouldn't quit my highly-lucrative day job, Ashton. Also, I think the trucker hat you made super famous suits you better than a cowboy hat. Not tryin' to be rude. Just sayin'.
Check out the video.
Kind of awkward, wouldn't you say? Just a little? And the whole thing is just so ... weird. Like, I have no idea what Ashton is doing here. And with the country get-up he's wearing, it almost seems like he's making a mockery of the situation.
My money's on the fact that his handlers are having him go on a "clean up your image" media blitz type of tour. He looked like kind of a douche bag after rumors surfaced that he was cheating on his wife. And of course who could forget the barrage of Twitter snafus the actor's recently endured? (Tweeting, "This is the greatest day of the year" on 9/11 [referring to the start of football season]; and "How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste" when coach Joe Paterno was fired amidst the sex scandal at Penn State.)
Note to Ashton's people: We get what you're doing here, but some things in life just don't go together. Ammonia and bleach; toothpaste and orange juice; hot dogs and honey; and Ashton and country. Valiant effort, though.
Ashton's CMA performance. Discuss.
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