Marie Osmond Pees Her Pants on Stage Because Of Course

marie osmondGee golly willikers, everybody, that kooky brother-sister duo is at it again. Marie Osmond and Donny Osmond, both in their 50s, are apparently doing shows aboard four-night cruises to the Bahamas. What they do or how, exactly, they entertain remains to be seen, but something unusual happened during last week's show and the whole thing was caught on camera.

And yes, I'm just as shocked as you are that someone at a Donny and Marie show on a cruise ship had the technological know-how to not only film the incident, but upload it to the Internet. Very surprising.

Anyway, the incident caught on film and saved to the Web forever is a video of Marie Osmond peeing her pants on stage. You're welcome.

We have no idea what made Donny and Marie laugh that hard, but the two nutsos are just barrelled over. Then Marie wets herself. It's all very exciting.

And by "exciting" I mean "cloyingly wholesome" in the best way possible. Like, they're probably laughing their asses off about some G-rated joke, like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and then Marie's incontinence takes center stage. She pretends she has to wipe her pee up with a rag, and then exclaims, "Oh ship!" Instead of, you know, "Oh shit." Hilare! And then Donny's all, "We promised you an experience, you got it!" Hardee har har!

After seeing this, I just want to sip orange juice with Donny and Marie and discuss '70s television and crack UP when Donny does his terrible impression of Arnold saying "whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" Oh, how funny it would be. So funny, in fact, that Marie would just urinate all over the place, I'm sure.

Watch it all go down:

What do you think of Marie's accident?

 

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bpark... bparkerhouse

Poor Marie.  She handled it well.

Cafe Amy Cafe Amy

This is so funny!

nonmember avatar Sherlyn

Well, ya know, it happens sometimes. The way she handled it was fantastic. I think she is beautiful, and so what, everybody pees, don't they?

nonmember avatar sue

Oh...the joys of being a women over the age of 45! She handled it well!

nonmember avatar Margaret

That was funny - I'm glad she could make light of herself in what was undoubtedly an embarrassing situation. Love them!

kisse... kisses5050

 She should have worn a Poise...

PonyC... PonyChaser

What did this woman do to you that you have to write such a hateful article about her???

Todd Vrancic

Because of course what?  Can nobody finish a sentence?  (sorry, pet peeve of mine.)

Loref... Lorefield

I wouldn't make fun of her, we're all going to be pissing ourselves someday!

kisse... kisses5050

" I'm just as shocked as you are that someone at a Donny and Marie show on a cruise ship had the technological know-how "   Actually  The Donny and Marie show was one of the first shows to ever use wireless microphones back in the day invented b their brother... they were farrrrrr more technologically advanced than most of the other shows. Their brother pioneered sound engineering still used today. 

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