5 Most Spectacular Celebrity Breasts in Hollywood (PHOTOS)

Kim KardashianIt's been said that in Hollywood, it isn't the eyes that are the windows to the soul, but the boobs. By me. Right now.

Breasts are all the rage in Tinsel Town -- and they've always been. As odd as it sounds, they seem to be the one body part that just won't go out of style. Butts may come and go, but breasts? Breasts are forever. Big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones -- we can never get enough. So, whaddya say? Let's celebrate 'em! Those poor celebrities could use some recognition.

Here are the five best sets of mumbly-jumblies in Hollywood. As for which ones are real and which ones are fake -- well, your guess is as good as ours.

Kim Kardashian. In the immortal words of Teri Hatcher's character Sidra on Seinfeld: "They're real and they're spectacular."

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt. The actress recently came out and said that her ta-tas are without question her favorite body part. And with good reason -- check those bad boys out!

Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara. Yep, that's the Modern Family star right there. Doesn't she look ... pretty? In addition to the fact that I always admire a woman who can wear heels and a bathing suit and not look ridiculous, man, those boobs are fantastic. Where can I get me a pair of those?

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston. This one's for those of us who are members of the club. You know the one I'm talking about -- that club. The itty-bitty titty committee. Jen's breasts look a little more voluptuous than usual in this pic, but I think it's just because of the way she's standing. Normally, her chest is of, well, completely average proportions -- and it's fantastic.

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson. Because, you know, she doesn't have enough going for her already. The beautiful, talented, gravely-voiced actress is also well-endowed. And life continues to be completely unbalanced and totally unfair.

Whose boobs do you covet in Hollywood?


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Skyhook Skyhook

Boobies....

MrsKi... MrsKittyKat

All of those boobs are fake, possibly except Jennifer Love.  Why are you worshiping them?

nonmember avatar Jughead

Where is Christina Hendricks?!?!? Are you kidding me?

NBean311 NBean311

I think jennifer love hewitt is possibly the prettiest woman ever. I think it's awesome she made the list.

Olduvai George

kim k's are fake aniston not much there 

nonmember avatar rjcarr

Not a bad list but Aniston really shouldn't be there. You should swap her with either Christina Hendricks or Amanda Seyfried.

nonmember avatar Danielle

Amanda Seyfried & Selma Hayek should definitely be on the list!

nonmember avatar Kenny

Very true.....Kim's breasts will last forever (whether they go from real to fake) but her BUTT has gone way too far to the LEFT and to the RIGHT!!!!!

nonmember avatar Siskbert

Fail!!! Christina Hendricks has to be top of the mound! Monica Bellucci has to figure in there too! Amanda & Salma are also top-shelf; probably lots of others if I thought about it...

nonmember avatar barney

No way are these the 5 most spectacular,J.L.H. and Sofia yes.The other 3,no.

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