It's been said that in Hollywood, it isn't the eyes that are the windows to the soul, but the boobs. By me. Right now.
Breasts are all the rage in Tinsel Town -- and they've always been. As odd as it sounds, they seem to be the one body part that just won't go out of style. Butts may come and go, but breasts? Breasts are forever. Big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones -- we can never get enough. So, whaddya say? Let's celebrate 'em! Those poor celebrities could use some recognition.
Here are the five best sets of mumbly-jumblies in Hollywood. As for which ones are real and which ones are fake -- well, your guess is as good as ours.
Kim Kardashian. In the immortal words of Teri Hatcher's character Sidra on Seinfeld: "They're real and they're spectacular."
Jennifer Love Hewitt. The actress recently came out and said that her ta-tas are without question her favorite body part. And with good reason -- check those bad boys out!
Sofia Vergara. Yep, that's the Modern Family star right there. Doesn't she look ... pretty? In addition to the fact that I always admire a woman who can wear heels and a bathing suit and not look ridiculous, man, those boobs are fantastic. Where can I get me a pair of those?
Jennifer Aniston. This one's for those of us who are members of the club. You know the one I'm talking about -- that club. The itty-bitty titty committee. Jen's breasts look a little more voluptuous than usual in this pic, but I think it's just because of the way she's standing. Normally, her chest is of, well, completely average proportions -- and it's fantastic.
Scarlett Johansson. Because, you know, she doesn't have enough going for her already. The beautiful, talented, gravely-voiced actress is also well-endowed. And life continues to be completely unbalanced and totally unfair.
Whose boobs do you covet in Hollywood?