Jokes About Angelina Jolie's Leg Bring the Nation Together (PHOTO)

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angelina jolie legLet it be known, folks: where there's malignant will, there's a way to make Angelina Jolie's ridiculous leg pose even more absurd. Thanks to the Internet and some still anonymous crafty Photoshop work, we have this fantastic image of Angie spread-eagle on the red carpet. And you know, listen. She was kind of asking for it. All night she was throwing her lean limb out at us like an egomaniacal leg wrestler, and it was only a matter of time before someone took to the world wide web to take the piss out of her. Tee. Hee.

Her behavior last night was bizarre. When she presented for Best Adapted Screenplay, she got up to the podium, thrust out her pale stem, then ... paused ... and stood there waiting for applause that never came.

Why? Because no one at home or in the audience was quite sure how to react. Was she getting ready to pop a baby out? Mount a horse? Was it like a laugh with her thing, or like a laugh at her thing? Was it even OK to laugh? God it was confusing.

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Clearly, something was up. She was posing as I'd imagine Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Holler would if she were on the Oscars stage. Totally over exaggerated, totally clueless as to how she's coming across, totally a symbol that there's something very, very wrong with America today.

But, you know, from the way the nation has reacted, from Twitter to office water cooler one-liners to this Photoshopped image, the jokes about Angie's leg-endary performance are reassuring in a way that, in fact, proves that there's a lot right with this country, too.

What did you think of Angie's leg propulsion?

 

h/t The Gloss

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slw123 slw123

The whole leg thing was so bizarre, lol.

Avonlea Montague

First off, this picture has been Photoshopped. Only her right leg actually looked all funny.

nonmember avatar JenFan

Brad should leave Angie and take the kids to Jen. Jen is way better mother and role model for those kids.

kisse... kisses5050

DUHHHHH AVONLEA!!!! READ MUCH????


 

Sidne... SidneeBlogs

She's cute ... I ain't mad at her ....

Great... Greatdays

Maybe she is constant childbirth position.

Taisie Taisie


I wonder how many people actually stop to think about the fact that Angelina Jolie is a human being, one with feelings,and just like anyone else, that they do indeed get hurt. The woman is a huge humanitarian, who has done more good things for other people in her life so far, than a lot, if not most people, do in their ENTIRE lives.


I think it is sad reflection on society that people seem more interested in her outfits than in her lifes acomplishments.


And to JenFan,  "Jen is way better mother". Really? Seeing as how Jen has no children, what on earth are you basing THAT statement on?!?


tnlad... tnladyvolsfan

Please God somebody, grab her, and lock her up with Paula Deen for a month or two, wow.

dixie... dixiegurl223626

LOL! I think its hilarious that her leg has a twitter page now

dixie... dixiegurl223626

I think the edited picture is hilarious too!

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