I've always been on the Khloe Kardashian bandwagon. She's smart, she's funny, and she's honest. When there were rumors that she wasn't Robert Kardashian's daughter, that she was the love child of mom Kris and one of her boy toys, I didn't pay them too much attention. But now that Khloe's spoken out on the rumors, I'M LISTENING. In a radio interview yesterday, Khloe pretty much admits that she has no idea who her dad is. Stop. The. Presses.
We all saw that episode where she tested her mom's DNA to confirm they were, in fact, mother and daughter, but you know, that was never really the question. The question was more about the other side. Here's what she had to say:
I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying, "No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father." She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?
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She goes on to say that she's not offended by the talk that she might be OJ Simpsons' daughter, etc. But this gets her goat:
Someone was saying this is my father’s dying confession. So questioning me being a Kardashian ... do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about.
What is happening. I feel like a lot of that was contradictory. On the one hand she says she doesn't know who her father is, then on the other she says she gets upset when people talk about her dead father. Gah! So is he or isn't he her dad?
Perhaps Khloe is making a distinction here between father and biological father. Robert Kardashian raised her -- he's her dad through and through -- but it's possible that she's the daughter of someone entirely different.
Listen, all we know for sure is that the Kardashians are excellent at the PR game. And you know what starts airing this week? Khloe and Lamar's reality show. Maybe she gave this little sound bite to get people talking. Maybe all she's looking for is ratings, and maybe there will be a plot line in her show where she tests every man over 40 in L.A. to see if he's her dad. Lamar will be in the car, manning the test tubes, and Khloe will wander the streets demanding cheek swabs from very tall, middle-aged men. Hey, I'd watch.
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What do you think of Khloe's statement?
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