Oh, bad plastic surgery photos. Do we ever tire of looking at them? They're like little mini train wrecks, each worse than the next. The tight eyelids, the frozen foreheads, the lips like pool rafts, so many of our favorite stars mess with their pretty faces and turn into plastic zombies, wandering the earth dead-eyed and searching for more fillers. It's sad, but you just can't help staring at them, half amazed, half bewildered, half grossed out. OK, that was some terrible math, but you get what I'm saying.
Take Cameron Diaz, for example. What happened to this woman's face? It's so tight. Too tight. I wonder if she can still blink, or if she has assistants drop saline in her eyes. Cam's just the tip of the iceberg, though.
Check these stars out:
Kris Jenner went under the knife in honor of Kim's wedding day, and boy oh boy, her face is so full of fillers that it looks like she can hardly move her mouth. And I bet she can't turn her neck, either. So if you call her name, she has to turn her whole torso.
Courtney Love's plastic surgery is some of the worst out there. I mean, I think the photo speaks for itself.
It's a twofer! Lindsay Lohan and younger sister Ali have messed with their faces so much that they're almost unrecognizable. That is Ali, isn't it? Who knows anymore. This could be a photo of two Housewives from the O.C. I can't tell.
A bad plastic surgery list isn't complete without Joan Rivers. Just look at that face! Gotta love her.
Who in Hollywood do you think has had some bad work done?
Photos via Splash News, and Ian Gavan/Getty (Courtney Love)
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