5 Ways Godmother Oprah Will Rock Blue Ivy Carter's World

on January 26, 2012 at 5:44 PM

oprah and barack BREAKING Blue Ivy Carter news!! (Probably!) Okay, so it hasn't been officially confirmed yet, but according to a report by MediaTakeOut.com, Beyonce and Jay-Z have revealed the identity of their baby girl's godmother ... and she is ... OPRAH WINFREY!!!

Can I just say ... I'm jealous of that child. Seriously! Green with envy. I mean, having Oprah Winfrey for a godmother is the closest thing you can get to having an actual fairy godmother. The most powerful fairy godmother in all the land. Think about it: If there's one person on this entire planet who could actually pull off the whole rags into a ballgown, pumpkin into a stagecoach thing?

Oprah Winfrey. Obviously! In fact, I'm pretty sure I saw her do exactly that for somebody on an episode of the Oprah show.

No doubt about it, Beyonce and Jay-Z made the right choice. How will godmother Oprah rock little Blue Ivy's world? Let me count the ways ...

1. Oprah Winfrey will teach Blue Ivy everything she "knows for sure." And guess what? As pretty much the most powerful woman ever, Oprah knows a LOT for sure.

2. Oprah Winfrey will seriously hook Blue Ivy up! Talk about connections. No matter what baby Blue decides to be when she grows up, godmother Oprah can make the proper introductions: Activist? Blue Ivy, meet Nelson Mandela. Filmmaker? Blue Ivy, meet George Lucas. Writer? Blue Ivy, meet Toni Morrison. President of the United States? Blue Ivy, meet Barack Obama.

3. Oprah Winfrey will make sure Blue Ivy "lives her best life." Which, if it's anything like Oprah's life today, will essentially be THE best life.

4. Oprah Winfrey will show Blue Ivy a few of her "favorite things." One of my biggest regrets? I was never in the audience when Oprah taped one of her legendary mass-giveaway viewer-frenzy "Favorite Things" shows. Blue Ivy won't need to believe in Santa Claus and his reindeer, just Auntie Oprah and her fleet of UPS workers.

5. Oprah Winfrey will give Blue Ivy the ultimate "Aha! Moment." Whenever Blue Ivy is feeling ... well, blue, all that girl needs to do is close her eyes, take a deep breath, and remember: "Aha! Oprah Winfrey is my freakin' godmother!!"

Do you think Beyonce and Jay-Z picked the perfect godmother?

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Comments (12)

Nonmember comment from Ash

on Jan 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM

That's sad. Their first baby's godmother should be Beyonce's sister, Solange or one of Jay-z's siblings (if he has any).

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Nonmember comment from HaHa

on Jan 26, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Oprah...how predictable. They're just ghetto-got-money. I've seen Beyonce's "House of Deriere" crap. TACKY! I bet that baby is ghetto fabulous, wrapped in her "Deriere" blanket and "Apple Bottom" jeans, pink Jordans...

HAHAHAHAHA!

HOPEFULLY SHE LOOKS LIKE HER MOM!

ashja

on Jan 26, 2012 at 6:57 PM

wow, already milking this kid for publicity...classy. Oprah is just one more thing they bought because they could. What a slap in the face to the women who raised them that a stranger/business contact got picked over them. Not surprising, but still trashy. Some people just shouldn't have wealth.

zandhmom2

on Jan 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

By time that child is an adult, people will be like "Oprah Who?". I can't image why they didn't pick a family member. I mean Jay Z and Beyonce have more than enough money so they don't need a rich "Godmother" to help with raising her so I guess they did it just so their kid could say "Guess who my Godmother is". Lame.

inmyshoes

on Jan 26, 2012 at 9:23 PM

Oh well.If I'm correct about how this childs gonna turn out.I would'nt want to be stuck trying to make her happy anyway.

PRIMA487

on Jan 26, 2012 at 10:20 PM

@inmyshoes:Love that puppy pic!

ArmyGal

on Jan 27, 2012 at 9:13 AM

@Ash you don't make aunts and uncle god parents. That makes no sense. And they can make who ever they like their kid's god parents.

@inmyshoes are you are sick. That's a baby. No reason at all to being nasty assumptions about a baby.

RoshaMadHatter

on Jan 27, 2012 at 9:45 AM

It doesn't matter who they choose as Godparents. At least I don't really care. Also, people can and do make Aunts and Uncles Godparents...all the time. It makes perfect sense.

on Jan 27, 2012 at 10:29 AM

Well never heard of that. But I don't really care who they made their child's godparents, makes no sense some of these nasty comments are directed at the baby. Disgusting.

mrs.novoa09

on Jan 27, 2012 at 10:51 AM

I think that baby is gonna be more loved n spoiled than anything else. When I choose my kids Godparents I decided to go outside my family I choose a couple that are like brother n sister to me. Every parent has their own reasons for choosing god parents.