5 Ways Godmother Oprah Will Rock Blue Ivy Carter's World

oprah and barackBREAKING Blue Ivy Carter news!! (Probably!) Okay, so it hasn't been officially confirmed yet, but according to a report by MediaTakeOut.com, Beyonce and Jay-Z have revealed the identity of their baby girl's godmother ... and she is ... OPRAH WINFREY!!!

Can I just say ... I'm jealous of that child. Seriously! Green with envy. I mean, having Oprah Winfrey for a godmother is the closest thing you can get to having an actual fairy godmother. The most powerful fairy godmother in all the land. Think about it: If there's one person on this entire planet who could actually pull off the whole rags into a ballgown, pumpkin into a stagecoach thing?

Oprah Winfrey. Obviously! In fact, I'm pretty sure I saw her do exactly that for somebody on an episode of the Oprah show.

No doubt about it, Beyonce and Jay-Z made the right choice. How will godmother Oprah rock little Blue Ivy's world? Let me count the ways ...


1. Oprah Winfrey will teach Blue Ivy everything she "knows for sure." And guess what? As pretty much the most powerful woman ever, Oprah knows a LOT for sure.

2. Oprah Winfrey will seriously hook Blue Ivy up! Talk about connections. No matter what baby Blue decides to be when she grows up, godmother Oprah can make the proper introductions: Activist? Blue Ivy, meet Nelson Mandela. Filmmaker? Blue Ivy, meet George Lucas. Writer? Blue Ivy, meet Toni Morrison. President of the United States? Blue Ivy, meet Barack Obama.

3. Oprah Winfrey will make sure Blue Ivy "lives her best life." Which, if it's anything like Oprah's life today, will essentially be THE best life.

4. Oprah Winfrey will show Blue Ivy a few of her "favorite things." One of my biggest regrets? I was never in the audience when Oprah taped one of her legendary mass-giveaway viewer-frenzy "Favorite Things" shows. Blue Ivy won't need to believe in Santa Claus and his reindeer, just Auntie Oprah and her fleet of UPS workers.

5. Oprah Winfrey will give Blue Ivy the ultimate "Aha! Moment." Whenever Blue Ivy is feeling ... well, blue, all that girl needs to do is close her eyes, take a deep breath, and remember: "Aha! Oprah Winfrey is my freakin' godmother!!"

Do you think Beyonce and Jay-Z picked the perfect godmother?

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