Ashton Kutcher is such a yahoo that I'm almost at the point where I kind of like the guy. He always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It's like he's the real-life version of Kelso, his character on That '70s Show.
First, there was his Twitter snafu on September 11 of last year when he tweeted, "Greatest day of the year" in reference to the fact that football was starting. Then, in the wake of the Sandusky scandal, Kutcher tweeted, "How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste," completely oblivious to the fact that there was even a scandal going on. And now, the actor finds himself in yet another awkward position: While his ex-wife, Demi Moore, was rushed to the hospital, Ashton was partying it up in Brazil with a bunch of supermodels.
The actor was in South America to shoot a catalogue for the Brazilian fashion brand Colcci. While he was there, he went to a show at Sao Paulo Fashion Week, and hung out with a bunch of Brazilian celebrities, including Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. On Monday -- the night Demi was rushed to the hospital -- Kutcher Tweeted a picture of himself "surfing the streets of Sao Paulo" in the rain.
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Now, obviously, he had no clue that this was going to happen Demi. But it's just ironic -- and so Ashton -- to be where he was when he was. It also shows how drastically different these two are handling things.
On one hand, you've got Demi, the alleged victim of a cheating spouse, rail thin and stressed out beyond belief, being admitted to a hospital. On the other, you've got Ashton who's "surfing the streets of Sao Paulo." Doesn't take a doctorate, or a high school diploma, to know who's moved on and who hasn't.
It's sad. I feel bad for Demi. It's never fun going through a breakup. But I imagine when your husband cheated -- and clearly doesn't feel any remorse afterwards -- it's really gotta suck. Hang in there, Demi. And if it's any consolation to you, I don't find Ashton remotely attractive. Just annoying.
Have you ever broken up with someone who couldn't move on? Or worse, vice versa?
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