Miley Cyrus' X-Rated Cake Photos Are Silly, Not Scandalous


Miley Cyrus and Liam HemsworthNewsflash: Miley Cyrus is now 19 years old. She's no longer starring on Disney TV shows or singing at Disney World as Hannah Montana. In the past year alone, she's made it clear she likes to party, has a dirty mouth on occasion, and enjoys smoking a popular, albeit illegal substance. So it really should come as no surprise that the entertainer was photographed in a provocative pose with a huge penis cake presented to her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, for his birthday last weekend.

Yes, you read that right. Former Disney star + phallic dessert = SHOCKER! Oh, yeah, and she also was said to be "drinking alcohol and partying all night." Hellooooo, Captain Obvious.

*looking at my watch* Yes, I think it's about time to get over it. It's become BLATANTLY obvious that Miley's no squeaky-clean Taylor Swift, and thank goodness for that! (I'm tellin' ya, some day that Taylor is going to have a serious Michael Jackson moment and wonder why she kept dressing like a 5-year-old in frilly dresses and having school-yard crushes well into her double digits.)

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The fact is, whether you like it or not, if Miley was a normal 19-year-old, she would probably be doing these very same things or much worse at college. Everyone knows that age is prime time for extreme partying and throwing caution to the wind to take raunchy photos. How many now almost 30-year-olds still have Facebook photos -- or if they're smart, photos hidden on an old hard drive -- of themselves a.) holding an entire bottle of vodka, b.) posing with some kind of X-rated gag gift, c.) posing inappropriately, or d.) all of the above?

Most of us have been there, done that. But because Miley used to be a kiddie star and is still famous, we think she needs to be held to a higher standard? Pffft, pleeeeease. At 19, the girl just wants to have fun. No big deal, although, some day -- maybe when she has her own kids -- she might wish she wasn't quite so snap-happy, at least not around the penis cake ...

Do these photos shock you or do you think Miley's just having fun like any other normal young adult?


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Doomy234 Doomy234

Omg. Penis cake! Thats soooo horrible.

Seriously, people. Its a cake. Its not like she whipped out a boobie or something.

nonmember avatar random

Another day,another spoiled white girl making a complete A-S of herself.Im,sure Billy Ray is so proud...

jagam... jagamama0710

If something like this is shocking to you then you need to step outside your little pleasantville bubble. 

She's 19. Get over it. 

Kwiat2 Kwiat2

They may not be shocking or scandalous, but that doesn't mean it's not tacky and classless.

Ari. Ari.

I made a HUGE penis cake for my friend's 40th birthday as a joke and it was a hit and everyone loved it and I still get requests to make it for other people's events. I a penis is truly that shocking to you, I think you have bigger issues than a cake.

At the party, pretty much every woman did the same pose with the cake as Miley did. She is an adult now, she can do as she likes. Its a joke!!! Not like she is actually going out there with "stolen" videos of herself giving head *cough cough, Kardashian, Hilton, cough cough*

Spaxy Spaxy

Eh, sounds like any 19 year old. I don't see what the big deal is. She's not a young Disney star anymore.

nonmember avatar Ewww

Her age and alcohol doesn't excuse her poor behavior,nice try.WHo knew Hannah Montanna was such a little overtly sexual pig ? LOL

paren... parentalrights1

Omigooooosh. Penissss. EwWwWwW.

STFU lol

jagam... jagamama0710

@Ewww - Who knew Hannah Montana was just a made-up character on a Disney show and that *gasp* perhaps the actress who portrays her doesn't act exactly like her? LOL 

nonmember avatar Kathleen Gourn

Ok people the author of this article is we
need to start seeing miley cyrus as a young
woman who makes mistakes. Not the 12-13 year old we saw on hannah montana. She is
young women who's career is changing out of the world of the child performer.

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