Of course the entire universe was on pins and needles in the moments leading up to Kim Kardashian's co-hosting gig on Monday's Live With Kelly. Sure, some fans wanted to know what she was going to wear; others wondered if she'd turn out to be as much of a morning person as Kelly Ripa ... but pretty much everybody else was just hoping, hoping, hoping Kim would dish some never-before-heard divorce dirt!!
And I guess you could say she sort of did ... sort of. Meaning, Kim didn't shy away from words and phrases like "painful" and "soul-searching" and "in my heart it wasn't right." Unfortunately, that's about the juiciest Kris Humphries gossip Kim was prepared to give up.
But don't get too disappointed just yet ... K.K. more than made up for her discretion regarding the divorce. Of course, whether or not Kim realized how much top-secret info she was revealing about herself, I can't say for sure ...
1. Kim Kardashian has never been to Brazil. Okay, right now you're probably thinking something like, Well, that's kind of weird cause she's rich and travels all over the place, but it's not shocking. Ah, but wait until you hear WHY she won't go to Brazil! As she explained to Kelly, Kim's always heard about Brazilian women and how they're the most beautiful women in the world. "So whenever a guy is like, 'Let's go to Brazil!' I'm like, 'Let's not!'" Kim doesn't think she's hot enough to hold on to a man in Brazil ... told you: shocking.
2. Kim Kardashian has hairy, hairy arms. Seriously! Her hair removal secret? She trusts laser treatment to keep her free o' fuzz.
3. Kim Kardashian has odd taste in TV shows. She says she doesn't watch all that much TV, which I understand. She's on the tube too much to actually tune in. But when she does watch TV? "All I watch are murder shows and Glee," she said. Interesting combo ...
4. Kim Kardashian loathes lizards. I've got to hand it to the girl -- she hung in there like a real champ when wildlife expert Peter Gros brought out some cuddly (and not-so-cuddly) creatures for Kim and Kelly to hold. The baby Bengal tiger! Big hit. The ... uh, ginormous iguana-type lizard? Kim was NOT having it.
5. Kim Kardashian has no idea who Carla Gugino is. Or so it seemed when K.K. had to read "Carla Gugino" as part of a phone-in contest question (Gugino was on Live recently to talk about her new Broadway play). "Carla ... " Kim read the first name perfectly, then paused, squinting at the words. "Gugino," prompted Ripa, automatically going into mom mode. It was as if Ripa was helping Kim with her vocab homework and "Gugino" was on this week's "list of new words." "Gugino," Kim repeated dutifully.
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