‘O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad’ Has to Be the Silliest Rumor Yet

on January 19, 2012 at 4:49 PM

national enquirer oj is khloe's dad I already thought the rumors that Khloe Kardashian is not actually Robert Kardashian's biological daughter were cruelly off-base. But we haven't even reached the top of the turd pile yet -- nope, the rag that reached that summit this week has to be the National Enquirer. They just ran a cover claiming that former Kardashian client, celebrity athlete, and alleged murderer O.J. Simpson is Khloe's real father!

I'll let that sink in a little bit, because I can't get Darth Vader's voice out of my head right now. "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER." NOOOO! I know we're all used to the Enquirer making all sorts of specious claims, but this one takes the cow patty for pure ridiculousness -- which is more or less why even sister Kim was mocking it yesterday.

Kim posted a photo of the tabloid cover via Twitter, tartly adding, "Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!" The Enquirer cover includes side-by-side photos of Khloe and Simpson's own daughter Sydney and -- OMG! They both have long brown hair! Just like 30 percent of the women in LA! Did O.J. father them all?!?

This story must be getting old for the Kardashian girls. I mean, being the butt of jokes over ending your five-second marriage is one thing: That's something Kim did to herself. But it's not Khloe's fault that the Kardashian ex-wives club is piling up on her like this. What did Khloe ever do to them?

Anyway, Kim's mocker of the National Enquirer no doubt gives all the sibs some much-needed comic relief! I don't want to believe these latest rumors are true -- not just because I wouldn't wish that sordid mess on anyone, but also because who wants the National Enquirer to be right about anything?!? That would be even crazier than O.J. being Khloe's real dad.

Do you think there's even a remote possibility that O.J. Simpson is Khloe's real father?

Image via National Enquirer

About the author Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her husband and elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.

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Comments (16)

Nonmember comment from nan

on Jan 19, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Don't know and don't care. I am tired of seeing the Kardashian's and Lindsay Lohan on every tabloid magazine. Not everyone cares about these people, the Jersey Shore people, and the Real housewives of NoWheresVille.

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LS212

on Jan 20, 2012 at 7:24 PM

Not that I care all that much, but the National Enquirer is the 'rag' that broke the John Edwards affair story. And, wasn't it the Al Gore divorce story, too? Granted, even a broken clock is right twice a day, but they have been known to have a scoop or two.

Nonmember comment from Shar

on Jan 21, 2012 at 12:44 PM

It's possible and so what? Who do think go after most of the top money making Sports Players.

Nonmember comment from Anthony Brown

on Jan 22, 2012 at 3:03 PM

OJ. you are the father.. They look alike. Plus Kris is a slut too... We all know she is too.

Nonmember comment from hwo

on Jan 22, 2012 at 10:42 PM

Whats a Kardashian? A STD?

tuffymama

on Jan 22, 2012 at 10:52 PM

It would explain so much, and can be explained by so much. Kris Jenner is a cheat and a money-grubbing skank. If looks tell, the Khloe isn't a Kartrashian. My brother and I look alike, but he has physical characteristics like NOBODY else on either side of the family. Guess what? 35 years later, dear ol' Mom finally copped to cheating. Who know who my brother's real dad is? I feel for Khloe, just like I feel for my brother.

Nonmember comment from Imright

on Jan 24, 2012 at 1:03 AM

Damn, I nenevr thought of that! But it;s probably true. Khloe does look like OJ as far as facial features and doesn't look like the other sisters. What's Kris going to say now sorry I lied to you for all these years? No way. Get a DNA test from OJ!

brotherap

on Jan 25, 2012 at 3:45 AM

Well, OJ and Kris had no qualms about doing the sticky- icky with other peoples' spouses, with their freak Brentwood lifestyles, according to the recently released ex-con, CJ Stewart. But that's not all that's going to come out, OJ was allegedly climbing into the backseat of a limo to LAX at 11PM on the night his wife Nicole was murdered but she was alive and well at 11PM talking on the phone to her mother, Juditha Brown. The fact that these records were hidden by LAPD, LADA, & Simpson lawyers from the jury and a phony time of 9:37 as the last call was entered by attorneys on both sides by stipulation is more interesting than OJ being Khloe Kardashian's daddy. View the documentary "Serpents Rising" http://www.amazon.com/Serpents-Rising-Independent-Investigation-Simpson/dp/B0046Z2M9M/ref=sr_1_2/190-5279069-3116942?ie=UTF8&s=digital-video&qid=1286960712&sr=1-2

Nonmember comment from quintin jordon

on Jan 25, 2012 at 10:44 AM

What is a Hordashian? Oh those chicks!

Nonmember comment from Bleu Lorax

on Jan 25, 2012 at 6:08 PM

It would be no surprise if Khloe is the child of O.J. However, this is absolutely no reflection on Khloe - it is demonstrative of what a hosebag her mother is and what a piece of garbage that murderer O.J. is. When the truth is found, I hope it means the end of Kris Kardashian showing her ugly face to the world. She needs to hang her slutty head in shame. Bitch.