Those guys over at ABC have really been playing with my emotions lately. We're just a handful of weeks away from the Season 14 premiere of Dancing With the Stars, and here I am, sitting at my desk, completely clueless as to which awesome stars I'm going to watch shimmy and shake with Mark Ballas and the gang. I can't even find any good rumors about the casting.
So I've decided to take matters into my own hands. I'm not one to sit around and wait for things to happen -- I need to make things happen! So I've put together a list of the top 10 celebrities who would make this upcoming season the best one yet. Are you listening, ABC? Take notes.
John Travolta: It's been a while since we've seen him wiggle his hips and thrust his pelvis, but I'm sure America would love to see the modern-day Travolta hit the dance floor. That would be epic. Just the thought of it gives me chills (they're multiplying).
Ryan Gosling: Hmmm, yeah ... Gosling could be a good possibility, and 2012 is destined to be his year, right? You'd have to peel me away from the TV if Ryan came dancing.
Betty White: Don't laugh. Girlfriend's got it going on! Her dance moves would be so adorable, no one would even dare try to vote her off. And I really think she'd surprise us all. Betty looks like she can really shake it.
Jonah Hill: A pair of dancing shoes would go quite nicely with his newly slim physique, don't you think? Plus, I'm sure the behind-the-scenes clips would be hilarious!
Robert Pattinson: *insert high-pitched squeals here* If this guy hit the ballroom, all ratings hell would break loose. We know he can act, we know he can sing, but is he a triple threat? The world may never know.
Scott Disick: Listen up, haters, because I think you'll like where I'm headed with this. Think about it -- he'll be completely out of his comfort zone, dressed in bright, sparkly dance costumes. If that's not quality television, I don't know what is. I've sold you on this idea, haven't I?
Miley Cyrus: I, like, really think this could be good for her and, like, it could be a great way for her to, like, clean up her reputation and stuff like that?
Courteney Cox: While Monica Gellar had some pretty cheesy dance moves (two words: "The Routine"), I think Courteney might have a few dancing tricks up her sleeve. Her former hubby took a shot at the ballroom, why can't she?
Kyle Richards: She's cute, she's petite, and considering her schedule mainly consists of catfights and eyerolls, I'm sure she can find the time to squeeze in a few dance rehearsals.
Snooki: I can just see it now ... Snooki coming to rehearsals hungover, trying to sneak shots of tequila in between breaks, and screaming "WAH!" every time she can't nail a dance step. Meatball problems!
Do you agree with this list? Who would you like to see on DWTS?
Image via ABC