After rehashing the mess that was Brandi Glanville's party last week (which Taylor Armstrong frighteningly didn't even remember), it was wheels up to Sin City on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In two camps they went to leave their mark on Las Vegas.
In the first was the unlikely duo of Lisa Vanderpump and Taylor, who was picked as a backup by Pandora after Kyle Richards couldn't come. They were there for the big bachelorette party and to see the "chipmunks" as Lisa kept calling them (which stopped being cute after the 50 millionth time). Taylor just about had a heart attack over all the manly hotness up there on stage wearing only their cock socks, but kept it tame (and kind of lame) when she was called to do a brief lap dance on stage. Lisa, however, shook her stuff, and even upstaged the bride.
The other camp was there at the invitation of Adrienne Maloof, who you may remember was pissed that Lisa didn't have Pandora's party at her hotel, The Palms. So she made a pretty pointed statement by whisking off Brandi Glanville, Dana Wilkey, and Camille Grammer for their own little party. After some awkward bowling, they heated things up on the dance floor -- especially Camille and Brandi who were happily grinding away against one another.
"Things got a little crazy," Camille said. While neither group was all that crazy, if I was hanging with one of them, it would have definitely been Brandi, Camille, and camp. Lisa playing rescuer to Taylor is nice and all, but it feels about as natural as all of their boobs.
Things got crazy back in Beverly Hills too, but in a much different way. After being unable to get in touch with her sister, Kim Richards, Kyle finally ran into her while out shopping. Kim asked to speak to her and completely broke down.
She was just so ... broken. She was talking in circles, making little sense, and crying so hard she could barely breathe. Kyle was devastated but clearly feeling helpless. The only thing that made it bearable to watch is that last week we learned she checked herself into rehab and is hopefully getting the help she so obviously needs. It's too bad that she waited so long.
Which group would you have rather been with in Las Vegas? What did you think of Kim's breakdown?
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