Demi Moore's Daughters Give Ashton Kutcher a Hilarious New Nickname

ashton kutcherRemember back when things were good with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? And even though we all always had that sneaking suspicion in the back of our heads that something just wasn't quite right with them as a couple, it was still pretty damn adorable to see Ashton getting along so well with her kids? Yeah, well, that's gone to crap, too, now. The kids hate him. And can you blame them? The dude cheated on their mom.


Once upon a time, Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah (Demi's children with Bruce Willis) used to refer to Ashton as "MOD," short for "My Other Dad." Well, now, the girls still refer to Ashton as MOD, but the acronym has a completely different meaning. Now it stands for "Major Offensive D***head." Can't say they're not creative.

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According to a token insider: "When news surfaced a year ago that Ashton had been unfaithful, the girls refused to believe it. But when the scandal resurfaced, his ‘daughters’ confronted ‘Dad’ for the truth -- but Ashton LIED to them, flatly denying he’d cheated. They now want NOTHING to do with him. He’s tried numerous times to contact them, but they refuse to respond.”

It's like, dude, what does Ashton expect? He cheated on the girls' mother. He publicly embarrassed her. And he lied to them. To their face! They have every right to be pissed hate him. And he doesn't deserve to hear from them. He should just stop contacting them.

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By no means do I condone Ashton's -- or anyone's -- cheating. Don't get married if you haven't sowed all your wild oats. But I will admit, I never really thought Ashton and Demi were going to last. Partly because of the age thing, partly because they were just so damn random. So, to be honest, I wasn't really shocked when they announced their divorce -- or his philandering ways. As gross as it sounds, I kind of expected it. But the fact that there are kids -- kids he had a strong relationship with -- involved? Blech. That just makes him a bigger dirtbag. And the girls' nickname for him is perfect.

Do you feel bad for Demi's kids? Do you find this nickname amusing?

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